Cut from track

Being cut from track is the ultimate shame. Track teams rarely have cuts. So actually being cut from track implies that one is a fail of the highest caliber. To be cut from track is an excellent reason to become an hero.

Kgor: I ran an 8 minute mile, yaaaaay!

Coach: Kgor, everyone else ran under 6 minutes, I think we'll need to let you go...

Normal human being: Jesus, that Kgor got cut from track! He has failed where others have failed to fail before!

Kgor: *Stalks freshman, then becomes an hero*

by Laxgirlololol March 5, 2011

Chelsea from LCC

The best person who has ever lived on planet Earth. Everything about her will leave you stunned. She is caring, kind, beautiful, just the perfect amount shy and can always make you happy. She is the smartest person on Earth, and she knows the time to use it. She always holds her friends close. Anyone who comes into contact with her will be enjoyed and if anyone gets to be in a relationship with her is a lucky person. FYI: I miss you

Chelsea from LCC is the best person on Earth.

by You know who I am. @ml365.5 August 26, 2019

alex from target

Fame spreading faster than ebola

me: mum can i go to target?
mum: why?
me: ALEX

(example for alex from target)

by beau_nanas on twitter November 2, 2014

Trent From Punchy

Blow job Addict with a mullet who hates paying for movies at drive in's. Trent is a Dickhead. His friend Kev is "sick." Probably with AIDS. Kev is responsible for Trent's grooming and hairstyle. Kev is a Dickhead. Trent loves to "smash" birds. It is unclear if this act of animal cruelty is practiced with or without his dick, but the act of killing birds occurs around the point of climax during his meth fueled sessions of deviant sex. He loves Police and obeying the law. His mother works hard. You are a Dickhead.

Example 1
"Stop being a Trent from Punchy!!"

"What does that mean!??!"

"Well, a Trent From Punchy is a... Blow job Addict with a mullet who hates paying for movies at drive in's. Trent is a Dickhead. His friend Kev is "sick." Probably with AIDS. Kev is responsible for Trent's grooming and hairstyle. Kev is a Dickhead. Trent loves to "smash" birds. It is unclear if this act of animal cruelty is practiced with or without his dick. He loves Police and obeying the law His mother works hard."

"I don't see how that applies?"

Example 2
"It's my turn on the clicker*!" *foreign for Tv Remote

"No it Ain't!"

"If we watch one more episode of Scrubs* I am going to go Trent from Punchy on you." *Scrubs is synonymous with Inferior Situation Comedy

"Pfffffftttt!!!"

"I hate that show. I swear one more episode and I will kill all your Birds."

"Oh yeah!"

"Yeah"

"Alright then. How about Modern Family instead? I've got it on my Tivo!"

"Sure. That sounds great. I love that show because it makes you think and gives you an erection!"

"Agreed. Now let's kill your birds and fuck!"

by Glistening Man Seed Man October 21, 2010

serving from the left

To perform your job properly or at a higher level, because your boss is now watching you. Derived from the rule that a waiter is suppose to serve a plate to a diner from the diner's left and remove it from the right. But this procedure is often neglected.

When my boss came into my office to listen to my sales calls, I knew I had better start serving from the left.

by Vegasgirl72 July 21, 2009

from da boot

This means that your from Louisiana because on the map the state is shaped like a boot

im from da boot ,the state down south thats shaped likeca boot

by fuban June 19, 2015

billy from dilley

A total and complete dipshit.

Wow what a Billy from Dilley

by princess43511 September 21, 2017