Forkernif

A forkerni is someone who isn't very good at handling stressful situations.

Billy is such a forkernif, he failed his test even though he studied for a week!

by ZEL22 October 11, 2020

forcerious

it kind of menas for serious. but when you're too lazy to take that breath inbetween words.

"whoah are you forcerious!!"
"it so happened to me, forcerious!!"

by warntine. August 20, 2006

Forer

1) An individual deficient in the art of pronouncing one's own name.
2) The buildup of secreted sweat, grease, and ass that builds up somehow between the toes.
3) From the Latin "forehead", meaning "one with forehead of a thousand mastadon monkeys"

1) "Is Ms. ..uh... I can't pronounce this. Idiot-retard? Is Ms. Idiot-no-name here? Ms. Toejam I'm marking you absent unless you say "here". No? *marks absent* What a loser.
2) Does anyone smell Forer? I do. And I want to vomit, that's how bad Forer smells. Disgusting.
3) guy number 1: Would you look at that!
guy number 2: I can't see, there must be a Forer in the way or something, but it's hard to tell considering it's so freakishly large.
guy number 3: Hey, anyone seen my keys?
guy number 2: check behind the Forer, I bet you'll find a mastadon monkey, which is the size of an elephant and smaller than Forer's forehead.
guy number 5: I disposed of 4's body. What happened to him, anyway?
Forer: Marc I know you're talking about me and I think you're stupid.
guy number 2: OH MY GOD!! LOOK OUT!! IT'LL ATTACK YOU BEFORE YOU CAN PRONOUNCE IT-!AHHHHHHHHHHGGRRPBBBBBT ...squish

by Dr. Watkins December 28, 2008

forseriol

seriously for real in any situation

you did what? Are you forseriol?

by lobrien May 28, 2008

Fooker Booger

Face Booker that gives too many unwarranted commments on your profile...and they won't go away-like a booger that you can't get off your finger!

That Fooker Booger comments on every damn thing I write!

by Princess of Hottingham May 7, 2009

fookernugget

A word used when one suddenly realizes that they did forgot something really important. Can also be used as a replacement for the "f" word.

Man: Did you say your final goodbyes to grandma in the hospital?
Other Man: Grandma's plug was pulled today?!
First man: Yeah...
The Man that spoke after the first Man did: Ahhhh fookernugget!!

by Chocolate Tundra September 15, 2010

forked out

to eject someone unceremoniously from an interesting Skype or IM conversation.

I was just forked out of the skype. I don't understand why. Was I being annoying? Were you guys about to talk smack about me?

by onehornedpony November 24, 2010