doing donuts

When you and your friends try to explain unplanned adventures, or being reckless, or being confused. Can be used in many contexts.

Korina: “Did you record the concert last night?”
Jezzy: “No sorry, I was doing donuts and forgot.”

by Ayooo1! March 9, 2019

Donut December

This is the month when you eat donuts everyday. Be fat. You gotta dress up as Santa Clause later in the month, so why not get fat.

Person 1: Is it Donut December yet?
Person 2: Yeah, it is! Why?
Person 1: I LOVE DONUTS
Person 2: Weirdo

by MynoduespPalindrome October 31, 2019

Donut Conference

Two law enforcement vehicles, usually city or county cops, sitting side by side drivers side doors next to each other with there windows down. Officers exchanging either gossip and donuts or just donuts.

Passenger: Slow down, there's a donut conference in that parking lot up ahead.

Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.

by Rjhyardbug2 February 11, 2012

Ground Donut

A donut you find on the ground

Hey bro, check out that ground Donut.

by BatAIDS_STL November 10, 2019

Donut of Justice

A phrase used to describe someone suffering from advanced MPB (Male Pattern Baldness). The look requires no hair on the top of the scalp with short to medium length on the sides (hence the semi donut). Both a compliment & an insult at the same time!

Guy 1: I think it's time to say goodnight to the combover and bring on a donut of justice.

Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!

by Devil Lantern February 19, 2011

a golden donut

When a man or a woman urinates on your anus.

Jill enjoys when Jack gives her a golden donut.

by sxxxystnr October 4, 2016

alabama donut

Taking a dump in your inner tube while floating effortlessly down a lazy river and screaming Roll Tide Roll!

Uhhh, I knew I should have waited 45 minutes before jumping in this lazy river after eating a slew of Taco Bell cheesy beefy burritos. Now Ive got to float around in this Alabama Donut all summers day long. 🐘💩🍩

by Alabama Donut February 7, 2015