Donut December

This is the month when you eat donuts everyday. Be fat. You gotta dress up as Santa Clause later in the month, so why not get fat.

Person 1: Is it Donut December yet?
Person 2: Yeah, it is! Why?
Person 1: I LOVE DONUTS
Person 2: Weirdo

by MynoduespPalindrome November 01, 2019

doing donuts

When you and your friends try to explain unplanned adventures, or being reckless, or being confused. Can be used in many contexts.

Korina: “Did you record the concert last night?”
Jezzy: “No sorry, I was doing donuts and forgot.”

by Ayooo1! March 09, 2019

Donut of Justice

A phrase used to describe someone suffering from advanced MPB (Male Pattern Baldness). The look requires no hair on the top of the scalp with short to medium length on the sides (hence the semi donut). Both a compliment & an insult at the same time!

Guy 1: I think it's time to say goodnight to the combover and bring on a donut of justice.

Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!

by Devil Lantern January 30, 2011

Aces and Donuts

A way to describe a situation that is positive, likable, or going well.

1) Once we're done with this project everything will be aces and donuts.
2) I'm goin' to the bar alone, but it's all aces and donuts.

by Lord Thaddius June 22, 2018

dirt donut

Another name for a sphincter, aka balloon knot, chocolate starfish. Particularly one that needs bleaching.

Corey knew it was going to be a good day when Barry bent over in the shower and showed him his dirt donut.

by Tbonepgh March 29, 2018

sweat donut

A sweat ring on your shirt caused from the hair around your belly button gathering sweat.

After exercising, I had to change shirts because I had a sweat donut.

by The_Difference97 March 23, 2015

Congo donut

An activity where testicles, usually hairy, are heavily covered in baby powder and then slapped against someone’s face while grunting.

Dave was busy doing his Math problems, and then he turned around just in time to be hit with a Congo donut.

by Pelican4656 June 21, 2021