Fhone

Text sent by a poor spelling gangster trying to say the word 'phone'

Man, my fhone got turned off

by mspecp June 5, 2010

flooney

A person who is totally mad or insane. A hybrid of Fucking looney.
A person who completely loses it and goes crazy.

"Did you see how Adrian carried on just because he didn't win, he threw the pieces across the floor, that Adrian is a complete flooney."

by tastefully smutty November 14, 2011

Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)

A spreading epedimeic for males ages 15-25. This tragic life altering FOON is caused by abstinence. The affects include but are not limited to the curvature of the male penis and shrinking of the male scrodum.

Can be prevented by: regular kinky monkey sex with dirty kinky sluts, eating out lots of pussies, and stimulating your shaft and anal canal simultaniously (@ the same time).

MOTO: get your groove on not your FOON on!

Racheal: "Let's have sex!"
Craig: "Yeee!"
Racheal: *pulls down craig's pants* "Eww is that shit a foon?!

Craig: "Yeah I have Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)." *sad*
Racheal: "Lets fuck it back to normal!"

by yourslut February 28, 2011

Foofer valve

A highly technical description of an electrical part that is unknown

Techo 1: Hey, why isn't that working?
Techo 2: Not sure, I think it's blown a Foofer Valve

by mikey_bear July 2, 2009

foofee dingle

a reallllllyyyy big penis

did you see how big that guy's foofee dingle was?!

by K.E.A November 8, 2006

foner

The word to describe a boner you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.

A food boner.

Mom- "Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatballs...."

You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"

by Abort December 15, 2008

fooker

(noun) "a fake hooker"; a woman who walks the streets looking for "clients" but is not associated with a pimp, ultimately just making her a whore

Rachel is such a fooker; She doesn't care if she makes money, she just wants to have sex.

by Coralex April 18, 2011