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april fools

n. When a man is engaging in anal sex with a partner and comunicates to the partner that he is finished, then as the partner turns around he is greeted by skeet in the face and eyes while hearing "April Fools!"
On all other days this is known as a Houdini
Tomorrow I am going to pull an "April Fools" on Cindy
by Nashawaty April 24, 2005
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foobag

someone obviously failing to do thier duty to lose, win, run, jump, skip, etc.
you foobag!
by ian crozier December 8, 2003
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foobage

Foobage is a combo word describing food and beverages.
I need some foobage--I am starved
by Kevin Bre June 16, 2007
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Fooby

"Fooby" is the combination of 'Food' and 'Baby'. It represents the common quote 'I'm pregnant with a food baby'.
"Oh man, check my Fooby from that lunch we just had"
"Damn man, that Fooby is growing"
by Ren Kyoto May 30, 2018
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ruination fools

People who ruin your evil plans due to their incompetence and stupidity. Invariably uttered by the evil villain at the end of the movie to his minions as he realizes his evil plans have failed yet again and the hero has emerged triumphant.
"Ruination fools!" screamed Dr. Evil to Numbers Two and Three as his balloon laden with killer gas begins to fall to the ground premature because his underlings miscalculated the weight of the contents.
by IntrepidCoward November 22, 2009
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Ho Foods

Mostly black term for Waffle House, IHOP and other all-night eateries.
Soon as you nut in that bitch, let's take her ass to Ho Foods and dump her there!
by MCLMM May 6, 2013
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Fucktard Foobard

Anything that is not the way it is supposed to be or is not goin together like it is supposed to or a or gay person
by Redneck Terminology December 20, 2016
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