Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

by aotako June 8, 2011

Framingham

Ok. I've lived in Framingham my whole life and these definitions do not give it justice. Yes you have your bad side of framingham and the good side. You have your hoodlums and your business folk. But isn't every place like that? Yes. It all depends on where you live. Downtown's straight.I live in downtown and it really isn't what everybody here is trying to make it look like. You got your projects but they're actually pretty nice inside (if your clean - yall cant deny it!) I wouldn't really even call them projects. And I see alota talk about getting jumped, ya shit happens. Doesn't it everywhere? You have some "real" ppl and then you got the shit talkers. Just like everywhere else. It all depends on who you get yourself involved with cuz you can go live on the northside of framingham and it really is a nice nice place. Good neighborhoods, nice communities. The schools, well I attended a elementry, middle and high school. They're alright, could be better, again it depends on who you get involved with. Framingham is nice because although its considered a town, its the biggest town in the USA and could easily be called a city. Your in the middle of everything. The mall's close wherever you are in Framingham, there are alot of shopping centers, practically every commercial store and downtown has alot of little shops booming with ethnicity. And yes they're is alot of brazilian's in framingham but framingham is very diverse. Framingham High's a good example. Many blacks, whites, spanish, brazilians, and everything in between. I think (if you TRY) that jobs here are pretty easy to come across (with all the stores and stuff) Also framingham is in a great location, very accessable to major highways and of course 20mins to either boston or worcester. So maybe after you read this then you'll see Framingham differenty. Cuz everywhere you go, you'll always get the bad with the good. Am I wrong?

Framingham - Best of Both Worlds

by 1 Truth September 14, 2008

flaming heterosexual

A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Girl crazy(Male) Boy crazy(female) The polar opposite of a flaming homosexual. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up version of a ladies man.

What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week
George Clooney single in a cocaine psychosis

by jerzeesneed January 1, 2009

The Flaming Amazon

A sexual act in which the male, before ejaculation pulls out of the female and ingites her pubic hair on fire. Then proceeds to extinguish the flames with his jizz.

"That freaky broad begged for a Flaming Amazon."
"You should've seen her jump when I busted out the Flaming Amazon on her"

by maddog088 August 19, 2006

flaming badger

When penetrating a female from behind, one simply douses her ass in lighter fluid and ignites it. Then proceed to scratch at the flames violently in an effort to (a) put out the flames and (b) imitate an enraged badger.

Yo, I gave your mom the ol' flaming badger last night. She's in the ICU now, but she'll survive.

by Sandwiches October 10, 2006

Flaming Skull Snake Combo

The ultimate tattoo. The flaming skull snake combo utilises everything that makes a good tattoo:
Skulls
Snakes
Fire

Usually placed on the upper arms for burly men, like Bikers, or Pirates. The general layout of the tattoo consist of a skull on fire with a snake going through the mouth and one or two of the eye sockets. Crossbones beneath the skull are optional but they help.

Dude 1: Holy shit man, that bad-ass pirate has a flaming skull snake combo, I won't fuck with him!
Dude 2: I'd rather eat my own balls that mess with that dude.

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Dude 1: Hey I gots me a tattoo, it's tribal!
Dude 2: Man, you're a pansy, the only tattoo worth getting is a Flaming Skull Snake combo.

by ZammK August 27, 2006

Flamingo Neck

To walk past a women and break your neck turning around to see what see is working with from behind.

Man that girl was banging, she gave me that flamingo neck.

by Roni Reno June 1, 2010