The Flying Dyson

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.

I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.

by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016

Flying Mission

Sex position where the receiver lays in missionary position, and the giver takes a running jump in to start sex.

Lay still im going to open with a flying mission.

by SBrooky July 29, 2020

No Fly Diaz

The name Miguel Angel Diaz is on a no fly list across the USA. Wider term applies to any dodgy looking Latinos, the type that collect from sauce sachets from cafes, would deep fry oil and have at least one relative that will steal cutlery right off a restaurant table (via a direct sweep into her fake Prada bag)

Miguel: Hey why dont you come salsa with me tonight?
Amber: Oh dude depends where
Miguel: We can go to some cheapo colombian place
Amber: Nah forget it dude will be full of No Fly Diaz

by Christinahentits October 25, 2012

flying broomstick

A sexual maneuver in which the man leaps from the foot of the bed, leading with his penis, and penetrating his partner in one motion.

Due to the sheer physics behind this maneuver the penetration is extremely deep and most excellent.

Also known as "the cervix slapper" or" the ultimate hole in one"

1) Dude, I totally flying broomsticked this chick last night.

2) Bro, I would totally flying broomstick that ass right now.

by docholiday9009 August 1, 2011

Fly by Talker

A person that makes a comment to you as they are walking by, but the time you realize they are talking to you they are gone.

Mike's such a Fly by Talker, by the time I realize he's talking to me he's gone.

by TZims October 28, 2011

Dino-Fly

When something is REALLY Awesome, So Awesome you could wet your self!

"Look at my new sub-woofers, Timmy!"
"Damn....Those are pretty Dino-Fly if you ask me Josh."

by Krenra Graves October 31, 2011

Flying Buttress

A physical act that involves running at your target, usually another person, then jumping and twisting in such a way that your ass lands as high up on their body as possible (preferrably the face). This act can be performed from a higher location, such as a bench or car, in order to get your ass as close to the target's face as possible. The only requirements to qualify as a Flying Buttress are that your feet leave the ground, and that your ass hits the target before any other part of your body. A knockdown is considered a bonus.

Everyone feared Tony's Flying Buttress' because he usually performed them without pants.

by CubanAso October 12, 2006