Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021

Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool

All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??

by Le on January 26, 2022

Dick flogger

A machine or apparatus that enables a man pleasures a man without his partners help until he comes all over the floor like a snow dump at Xmas

Grant required a dick flogger as Mel had decided to watch tv and fall sleep.

by Swine Doctor June 24, 2022

pinky floater

a sexual act that involves a pinky finger being inserted at a high velocity into the anal cavity.

“Holy shit did you see jim hit me with the pinky floater?”
“Oh my god yes it was so sexy!”

by ©j November 7, 2022

flume flogger

One who sucks a penis in an enjoyable way. He or she is a flume floggee

He or she is a flume flogger.

by IAMIMC December 14, 2022

The Floaters

The Floaters: A highly sought after band consisting of Alex Sanders, Hannah Wolf, and Mari Chew. The group performs around the Bay Area playing indie music that is fuaya as fwuck.

Wow man! Did you see The Floaters play last weekend? Shit was so tight!!!

by djdjsn August 21, 2024

molly flogger

A Molly flogger is the designated person in a trap house or drug din who's responsible for the upholding of the code of conduct associated with the establishment. These "rules" vary widely if there are any at all. The authority of these molly floggers is undisputed as they only answer to the one referred to as "the plug." Challenging the findings of any of these characters may often result in the undesirable act of "getting got" or removal from the premises before receiving a "green light."

"Is the molly flogger going to trip if I smoke my shit in here?"

by FishSticks936 February 24, 2024