David fattenbrough

A strong brave man which legend says will one day be the man to put an end to all fat men and women

Did u see planet diabetes this week, ye the one with David fattenbrough he’s so hot

by Michael Jackson 32 August 21, 2018

relative fattening

When you diet and try to get skinny while at the same time making fattening foods for your relatives, so that your relatives grow fatter than you and you look relatively skinny compared to them.

I have been using relative fattening to make my relatives fatter so I can look relatively skinny next to them, I made them a cake, I ate an avocado.

by Daniel Spahettian November 25, 2020

Hocus Fattest

When someone got so fat so fast it’s like magic

Did you see Rob? What the hell happened to that guy? Yeah he’s hocus fattest

by Big Zeke Thompkins February 3, 2022

PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO

When someone decides to cuck you out of doing something that you wanted to do ,yet he decided to go of to do it with randoms.

John:Yo Ben did you hear what Chad did.
Ben: hey what did he do?
John:He pulled PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO on our group like it so hard.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2018

Tok en flåten

Hvis du unnlater å invitere folk til en fest eller arrangement som det normalt ville vært naturlig å invitere

Han tok en flåten og inviterte ikke sin beste venn i 30-årsdagen sin

by Ktg001 October 26, 2020

Flatty

To urinate, whilst fishing. Said to have originated in South Perth.

Fisherman 1: I'm going to have a flatty.
Fisherman 2: Word.

by Mike clit March 13, 2009

Flatterned

An emotion that combines feeling flattered and flattened.

1)My obese friend fell on me and then said i was a comfy fall... she flatterned me.

2)When i got hit by that cement truck, it told me i was pretty and it flatterned me.

by Best nephew ever! April 26, 2011