Asscrack flashback

When you have a flashback about having seen a sweet asscrack.

I completely forgot half of Marisol's butt was hanging out last Friday night until Monday morning when I had an asscrack flashback.

by lumbian May 27, 2010

flashaholic

A user of the Android mobile operating system that cannot resist "flashing" (installing something to the system partition, usually a different OS entirely) anything flashable they see; someone addicted to flashing.

It started with a simple fix for a sensor glitch, but now, poor Jim is a full-blown flashaholic.

by LeCrazyPanda January 12, 2016

Flash Life

The flash you get on the screen when someone turns off the console without you saving your process.

OMG, I seen my flash life before my eyes.

by Eybate January 17, 2008

Flashdanced

When you spill a beverage down your front side accidentally while drinking.

I was drinking water and it spilled down my face, neck, shirt and pants... I totally flashdanced myself.

She put her head back and I was pouring beer in her mouth but totally missed her mouth and flashdanced her!

by BK206 March 30, 2010

Flash Etiquette

If someone flashes their headlights to warn about police radar, you must warn atleast one other person who is approaching from the other side.

I was doing a zillion mph, luckily 2 people flashed me and I slowed down in time. After I passed the cops I warned 2 others to follow flash etiquette and repay the universe for the good deed I recieved.

by LooseGoose1128 June 16, 2010

flamhole

The orifice that your incessant blathering comes from.

Shut your damn flamhole!

by Maticus Marwood November 18, 2010

Flash-bugger

Term based on Einsteins theory that if a male is able to run around a tree naked at 186,000 miles per second, he can potentially sodomize himself.

For one who is not athletically inclined to be a flash-bugger, he can simply vote Republican and achieve the same result.

by FrenchyMcGoo September 2, 2015