fingerbrush

Using your finger instead of a toothbrush to brush your teeth by putting toothpaste on your finger tip and brushing as if it were a toothbrush.

Tom: Dude, you want some breakfast?
David: Yeah sure, let me fingerbrush first, I forgot my toothbrush at home.
Tom: Ok, try to brush hard.

by SoupInABowl June 18, 2009

Finger pow

Aggressively inserting one or more digits repeatedly into a vaginal canal (with permission). Upon completion one removes the digits and forms the hand into the shape of a revolver, shooting it into the air while yelling "pow, pow" and then blowing the smoke from the barrel.

Sniffing afterwards is optional, but appropriate and highly encouraged.

Those college girls love my finger pow skills.

by TheOneWhoLaughsLast January 28, 2016

Finger Lickin' Good Gang

Founded online in 2019, the Finger Lickin' Good Gang is the wildest gang of misfits in the south-side DMV.

damn, i wish i was cool enough to get with the finger lickin' good gang.

by ritalinratz March 3, 2019

Finger hats

The seal on a dairy carton that you pull off when opening

Made popular by Ethan (crankgameplays) on Unus Annus

Ethan: "Now you've gotta make sure you take off all the finger hats ... Take off all the finger hats of the cream"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "The finger hats"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "FINGER HATS"

by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021

fingerdemolisher

He's so COOL AND KIND , he has a great content and he makes people laugh :p
Also he's so pretty !

Do you know fingerdemolisher?
No , who is that ?

Hm nvm sorry !
Sorry for what ?
FOR PUTTING DEEZ NUTZ IN U MOUTH
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WTF AM I DOING GOLD NIGHT

by ily/p June 13, 2021

Finger bum wank

This phrase can be used to put emphasis on how giddy a friend, colleague or a familiar is.

It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.

It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.

Man 1: " I got a 2 for 1 deal on these sandwiches!"

Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"

Or

Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"

Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"

by FessSquad June 1, 2022

shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

by SeanG March 20, 2008