Possibly the most disturbing "person"/cartoon i have ever watched, but at the same time, really cool. He lives in a post apocalyptic type world with a tim burton feel to it. he is mentally insane and probably is a schizophrenic. he enjoys rubbing himself with nettles, making himself bleed, and rusty objects, like rusty spoons, a rusty kettle, and the rusty bars of a cage. his only "friends" are his finger puppets and the hairs he finds in the hairs he finds in a panic room or somthing. the only living things he has ever met are a boy who has rusty spoons in his house, a girl who is the only other person to talk instead of scream, a boy that climbs into salad finger's oven to get a fish but the oven closes and kills the kid, a guy who tries to get into salad finger's house by banging his head against the door but kills himself, and a "boy" with stitches and an indent in his head who kidnaps salad fingers. he had a brother kenneth who probably died in the great war, but saladfingers finds half of a corpse when he is digging and thinks it is kenneth. he also finds a toy horse which he pretends to ride on. in his house there is a radio that he listens to a night so he can listen to the great war. for some reason it talks and asks salad fingers to give back the hairs he found.
salad fingers: "hubert cumberdale, fancy seeing you here."
(hubert cumberdale makes that loud shrieking sound and walks away).
(hubert cumberdale makes that loud shrieking sound and walks away).
by Just Shut Up February 4, 2009
Get the salad fingersmug. Owner of Island: Alright I got edits on the box. 3. 2. 1.
Scammer: *Scammer grabs weapons and runs to other guys guns*
Owner of Island: What do you think you're doing?
Scammer: I'm so sorry man I was eating KFC because my mom owns it and the grease got all over my clothes, my controller, my hair, and my hand.
Owner of Island: So you're FINGER SLIPPED?
Scammer: I guess.
Scammer: *Scammer grabs weapons and runs to other guys guns*
Owner of Island: What do you think you're doing?
Scammer: I'm so sorry man I was eating KFC because my mom owns it and the grease got all over my clothes, my controller, my hair, and my hand.
Owner of Island: So you're FINGER SLIPPED?
Scammer: I guess.
by huanghu October 12, 2018
Get the Finger Slippedmug. 1) Finger file is the mental retention of sexually stimulating material to recall while masturbating at a later time. 2) Finger file is the female equivalent of the spank bank for men.
Woman # 1 Did you see that new lifeguard at the beach today? I have never seen more ripped abs in my life.
Woman #2 Yea I'm going to put that in my finger file for later.
Woman #2 Yea I'm going to put that in my finger file for later.
by the1realdarkman December 27, 2011
Get the finger filemug. Memories that woman use of certain hott males that help them to orgasm during masturbation. The male equivalent to the spank bank.
by bobresig June 10, 2009
Get the Finger Tankmug. This is when a someone fingers a women while driving. It's the femlale equivelent to road head. It can be performed by either the driver or the passenger.
Sarah's favorite part of driving though North Dakota was the road fingers.
It seemed only fair that Katie get some road fingers after all the road head she had performed.
It seemed only fair that Katie get some road fingers after all the road head she had performed.
by Jason6025 August 28, 2006
Get the road fingersmug. by Apple Burp December 15, 2016
Get the finger nipsmug. by Sedid May 17, 2018
Get the dig fingermug.