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Filipino Haircut 

Instead of just cutting the hair, you cut their head off at the neck
Don't make me give you a Filipino haircut!!!

Filipino 

Filipinos are usually mistaken for Laos, hmong, black or mexican. They are dark with natural bags under theyre eyes, they ARENT tired. Filipinos are good at everything ! Which consists of breakdancing, singing, and drawing. Some carry backpacks or gymsacks around with a pair of sneakers for no good reason. SOME brag about how "ballin" they are and how hot they are when some arent near that. They usually get along with theyre own people and exclude you iif you arent one of them ( some let vietnamese, laos, etc in. SOME! ) Most wear contacts , even the guys. Both guys and girls can be cocky and are "ALWAYS" right. you can usually find nice filipinos. Filipinos can be found in the mall and downtown. Filipinos from white schools are whitewashed ( sometimes ) . Guys usually wear Loose hats, high dunks, backpack, big belt buckles and have faux hawks or lines. Girls usually wear converse, baggy sweats, skinny jeans, white tee, etc and have the occasional blond streaks or whole caramel colored head. They eat crap loads of fatty food ( thats why theyre isnt any older skinny ones left) but are delicious. Most are fit and have goodshape bodies when young. Filipinos love to rock the Gucci waistpouch here and there. Theyre are the lying filipinos you CANNOT trust and are crazy liars with exaggerated lives. Most show theyre love for God with there religion on Facebook saying " I <3 GOD " and have picture with a cross necklace or bracelet. Do not mess with theyre religion, they take it SERIOUSLY. They are "asian mexicans" or so they say...
Example 1 : Didja see that filipino?! Dayyum shes a crazy breaker
!

Example 2 : Mmmhmm wow those filipinos are bitchazz !

Example 3 :
Ashley: Is your boyfriend mexican?!
Jane: NOOO hes filipino. Ugh.
Ashley: oh.. Nice ?!

Example 4 :
Melissa: I love god so much!
Clair: Your such filipino!

Filipino by babyasian April 17, 2009

Filipino Spaghetti

Inedible garbage that Filipinos try to pass as spaghetti. Is not in any way similar to real spaghetti nor is it made with the same attention to detail skill or dedication. It contains ingredients that should not be in any real spaghetti like hotdogs and banana ketchup, and pieces of ham. Random leftovers are just thrown into the sauce and mixed with spaghetti noodles in hopes that something edible will be the result (it rarely is). Some Filipino families hate their kids so much that they will throw this together for them and give it to them during birthdays, X-mas and other holidays hoping they'll eat it instead of going through the effort of making their kids real food. Best thrown in the garbage disposal or left out somewhere for possums, raccoons or any other animal that can eat trash.
Someone gave me Filipino Spaghetti so I threw it down threw it down the garbage disposal.

I put the Filipino Spaghetti in the garbage can and suddenly there is a raccoon infestation.

Filipino 

South-east Asian folk of mixed Asian, Polynesian, aboriginal origin mixed to make the people of the Philippines. They are known for having women with tight pussies, men with tiny dicks and possess an overall egotistical view that the world revolves around their relatively tsunami torn country. On Christmas it is common to find a Filipino family breaking into your house and trying to steal your dog so that they may have a Christmas dinner.
Mr Thomas: Honey what are those flips doing in our home
Mrs Thomas: John you better go grab the gun, the Filipino neighbours are trying to steal the dog for their Christmas dinner.
Filipino by theanswer2.0 October 3, 2010

you filipino? 

Comment commonly found on youtube comments when a youtuber sees an asian girl on a video.
*asian girl in front of the camera*

Comment guy: you're hot, you filipino?

Asian girl:dumbass im chinese!
you filipino? by HAHA you're funny December 7, 2009

Filipina 

Filipinas are not mixed. Genetic studies said that 99% of Filipinos are fully Asian. We do not owe our beauty to Spanish people or mixing. That is a myth that Filipinos are mixed with Spanish. We have Spanish last names because they forced us to adopt Spanish last names. They arent, Filipinos get 0% Spanish blood when they do DNA tests.
Filipinas: Yes Im filipina but Im half spanish too. My great grandfather is 100% Spanish and my last name is Garcia. Us Filipinos are Latinos.
Ancestry.com: You are 98% Filipino and 2% Chinese!
Filipinas: What! Everyone in my family says were half Spanish!
Filipina by Totojuice September 10, 2019