fiddle

You're the fucking idiot. fiddle=violin. It's more of a violin playing style than anything.

Every good violinist should try fiddle style.

by Homosex August 10, 2007

To play the fiddle

A disguised form for semi-exhibitionists to refer to their superskillful male masturbation sessions.

You: Ah, well, I'm off now; it's time to play the fiddle.
She: Oh crikey, do you play the fiddle?!
You: On a daily basis, me love.
She: Oh, then you must have very well-trained hand coordination!
You: I sure have, lass!
She: I wish you could record some of it for me!

by TerranceTheTerraceTerrier June 27, 2010

fiddle

Southern jargon for fuck.

Fiddle on you fellas I'm headin' to the house.

by Slack Jawed Yokel from Rkansas October 26, 2004

Fiddle

To simultaneously jerk off a guy with the left hand and finger a girl with the right, imitating the playing of a fiddle. Can be performed by either sex.

"Oh man, your sister totally fiddled me and your mom last night! She was hitting that G-note!"

by DJ Infinite October 26, 2006

Fiddle Faddle

It's a carmel popcorn and peanut treat. Kind of like cracker-jacks or poppycock.

That's good faddle.

by Robert June 1, 2004

Fiddle Fiend

Some slut that can't get enough of the fiddle. And by fiddle I mean Dick, bitch!

Nancy is a fucking fiddle fiend! She is always ripping my pants open hoping to get a taste.

by Griz April 13, 2004

when the fiddler snaps his bow

When it all goes wrong

Tim: "You don't wanna be around when the fiddler snaps his bow, it's a right crease in the tux!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly!"

by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008