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festive green

A plant-derived illegal substance used in a party, such as marijuana.
Hey dude, I got us some festive greens!
by veggieduck September 24, 2006
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Festival bros

The dudes you only see once or twice a year at music festivals and feel like your best bros while you’re getting lit up together all weekend.
You: hey guys we are going over to Andrew and his friends camp.
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!
by slim_sheady July 14, 2019
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Fresh Squeezed Festival

Bringing the city of Los Angeles 9 hours of Nonstop grooves that will keep you dancing all night long! Fresh Squeezed Festival brought to you by Fresh Entertainment, is the summers juciest event. With thousands of pounds of oranges given out FREE all night, combined with world class DJ lineups and Massive Stage Production. Join us in celebration of summer!
I am going to bring all my friends and we are going to dance like crazy as we celebrate summer at Fresh Squeezed Festival!
by qUEEnBinX June 25, 2009
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Festival

The preferred term for a Faire. Often used for Renaissance themed events.
Person 1: I had a blast at the Koroneburg Renaissance Faire yesterday!

Person 2: Don't you mean festival?
by RenFan19345 October 16, 2018
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Festive Peppermint Slurpee

An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.
Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!

Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025
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Ratchet Banana Festival

It's Conspiracy; Shook af
Bryan: Did you goto the Ratchet Banana Festival?
Dylan: I don't want to talk about it.
by JuiceTinTime March 14, 2018
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mullet festival

A festival or gathering of the humble mullet-sporting humans of this world.
Dave recently decided to get a mullet so he could attend the annual Toronto Mullet Festival
by Le Driver March 4, 2014
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