An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.
Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.
by publius2011 December 3, 2022
Get the Burlington Days Festivalmug. Bitch Festival is a yearly event held in Montana on September 25th. Bitch festival was started by Andriana D. Bitch to celebrate being a real dumb bitch. Dumb bitches and their families gather together and celebrate their bitchiness.
by anonymous September 16, 2020
Get the Bitch Festivalmug. This is in reference to the historical
act of Manifest Destiny. It would be a great title for a Festival. I mean come on'... I cannot believe it hasn't come to fruition yet in some ones F' the establishment mindset. The TinyMan Destiny Festival is taking the Manifest Destiny's destruction back and giving reverence to all the lives lives lost. ❤️ Only Small tiny egos steal land and kill lives in the name of religion, white ignorance and 'destiny'.
act of Manifest Destiny. It would be a great title for a Festival. I mean come on'... I cannot believe it hasn't come to fruition yet in some ones F' the establishment mindset. The TinyMan Destiny Festival is taking the Manifest Destiny's destruction back and giving reverence to all the lives lives lost. ❤️ Only Small tiny egos steal land and kill lives in the name of religion, white ignorance and 'destiny'.
Come All.....! Enjoy yourselves at the 30 Day TinyMan Destiny Festival! It's your DESTINY, not theirs. The Past can liberate us so ROCK ON.
by KeelyHelleneKhaos August 3, 2023
Get the TinyMan Destiny Festivalmug. by JBad666 June 6, 2019
Get the katun festivalmug. by lucy.158 January 6, 2024
Get the after shower festivitiesmug. Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.
A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.
by rancheroman July 5, 2011
Get the Festival Rulesmug. 