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festivs

Festivities, plans, or other activities.
Willing to participate or attend various functions.
Pronunciation: fes-tivz/fes-tivs
Want to see a movie later?”
“I’m with the festivs.”
by Urban-Allen-Poe July 16, 2019
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festival crack

That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.
"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"

"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021
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festive slutting

a person who goes round begging for a shag during christmas time. hopping for some festive joy.
did you see that women last night, she was festive slutting.
by danielmartin2006 December 24, 2019
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Foot Festival

Where People Go To Eat Feet.
by Billy Bob Big Bow March 19, 2019
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Ratchet Banana Festival

It's conspiracy. Shook AF
Ben: Did you hear about the album?
Gionna: So Ratchet Banana Festival

Ben: Yasss girl!
by JuiceTinTime March 15, 2018
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festivate

verb. the act of engaging in festivities by one's self, sometimes involving turning down social invitations to do so.
"you got any plans for christmas this year?"
"nah bro, i'm gonna stay home and festivate."

"instead of celebrating his thirtieth birthday with his friends and family, mike stayed home and festivated."

"i can't believe mike didn't come to my new year's house party."
"bro, he wanted to, but he has a festivation problem."
"didn't he festivate during christmas as well?"
"like I said, it's a problem."
by dsmoke420 November 30, 2023
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Festival of Furry Brutality

During year-round festival, you can commit any crime that you can possibly imagine against the furry community (if you can make it there on time). Weapons will be provided by festival staff, but you can bring your own if you'd like! It takes place every 3 years, starting on January 1st, and ending on December 31st. The Festival of Furry Brutality is held in a different place each time, so be prepared for a long journey if you want to attend!
"Hey John, want to come to the Festival of Furry Brutality with me?"
by TheFurSlayer December 15, 2022
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