crushed feathers

a legal substance thats fun to play with similar to weed (open for interpertation)
"yo dude, pass me some crushed feathers"
"what who is this?"
"just pass me the shit"
by carogirl April 02, 2010
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Monkey Feathers

Equivalent to acting surprised, or saying "oh shit"
Person 1: oh monkey feathers I dropped my ice cream!

Person 2: damn man that sucks I'm sorry.
by 击Lewy击 June 16, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
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Feather dick

A male reproductive organ so small it tickles the person feeling it.
during intercourse:

girl: stop it!

guy with feather dick: why?

girl:it tickles! you have a feather dick!
by ChopstickJo January 15, 2014
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Feathered cringle

The result of an unfortunate accident which fused a Santa clause and a chicken. Can be seen either in the north pole, or inside your chicken coop.
Hey i saw a feathered cringle yesterday.
Whoa dude where?
In your chicken coop.
by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017
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Kelsea Feathers

Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.
Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
by December 14, 2024
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Kelsea Feathers

Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.
Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
by December 14, 2024
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