facially defeated

Someone who fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.

How did your blind date go?
It was fine, except that she was facially defeated.

by Alex34234 April 10, 2006

fecal facial

example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney

i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

Royal Facial

Act of a man shooting cum across the woman's forehead creating the image that she is wearing a crown.

Girl have such great head I gave her a Royal Facial and crowned her queen of sucking dick.

by MrFreeze14 August 4, 2014

Digital Facial

noun
1. The act of blowing your load on a digital or computerized image of a person or living thing.

1. I haven't had sex for 6 months now, it's gotten so bad that I had to go on the computer and give a digital facial.

2. Jenna Jameson? Ha! Back in the day I gave her so many digital facials.

by pryztyx July 17, 2012

snail facial

When you leave a trail of semen on a girl's face so that it looks like a snail crawled across her.

"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."

by The Real Chad Sexington February 16, 2014

clown facial

Where I guy cums on a girls face and the load runs down her face and she smears it in to make a clown mask out of semen

(Adam) Yo what's a clown facial? (Brittany) look above at the definition dumbass

by A hoe that's good at blowing. October 10, 2015

Facial diarrhea

When a person cannot control his or her face expressions and his or her facial expressions are easily read by others.

Joe has facial diarrhea, his emotions are easily readable to anyone.

Pooja does not have facial diarrhea, she cannot be read easily by others.

by Freakycurlhead March 5, 2021