facially defeated

Someone who fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.
How did your blind date go?
It was fine, except that she was facially defeated.
by Alex34234 February 22, 2006
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fecal facial

example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney
i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed
by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005
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Grain Facial

When a vegan receives fellatio and then proceeds to ejaculate their cereal-scented semen onto their (usually female) partner’s face.
“Yo, Jimmy never eats animal protein, but he sure gave her a grain facial last night
by Skip Fontana April 05, 2019
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Marrakesh facial

It's a procedure that is usually performed by a thick women in their mid forties (who are colloquially called Patronas), where they get so sexually excited to the point of hovering in the air, thus dripping pussy juice all over their partners' faces.
The Marrakesh facial is commonly associated with a glamorous glowing face.
John: It's like you don't age, Jane. What's your secret?
Jane: I let a woman give me a Marrakesh facial, twice a week, for rejuvenation effects.
by Facialist2022 November 11, 2022
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ultimate facial

When you give someone a facial and then proceed to sit on their cum-covered face and grind, spreading the cum around their face with your bare ass cheeks
I just gave this pig sub an ultimate facial and he loved every second of it
by yymane January 22, 2022
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Facial diarrhea

When a person cannot control his or her face expressions and his or her facial expressions are easily read by others.
Joe has facial diarrhea, his emotions are easily readable to anyone.

Pooja does not have facial diarrhea, she cannot be read easily by others.
by Freakycurlhead March 06, 2021
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Digital Facial

noun
1. The act of blowing your load on a digital or computerized image of a person or living thing.
1. I haven't had sex for 6 months now, it's gotten so bad that I had to go on the computer and give a digital facial.

2. Jenna Jameson? Ha! Back in the day I gave her so many digital facials.
by pryztyx July 13, 2012
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