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Textually Excited

Being in the state of excitement or elation one experiences upon receiving a text message; Essentially, being excited to have received a text.
We all saw Johnny become textually excited when Liz texted him.
by ReverendSaintReverend May 18, 2010
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epitaph

The most god-forsaken map in halo 3.
The map most vetoed in Halo 3.
O great, Epitaph, everyone veto.

I was playing on Epitaph earlier and I couldnt manage to get a single kill, the thing that was weird was that no one else did either.

Epitaph? Isn't that the map thats BETTER then Isolation? Yup.
by xOxCx April 1, 2008
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Empitome

The second most common misspelling of the word 'epitome.' Its usage is popular among pompous fucks who think they are better than those saying epitomy; attempting to sound sophisticated. Ironically, it is the exact pronunciation of the very word many fail to spell correctly.
He is the empitome of fat America, while I am the epitome of a stupid fuck who uses words that he does not know how to spell correctly, AND POSTS IT ON THE INTERNET!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=epitomy
by Bob Bickels March 10, 2009
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exit

v. to leave one place

n. the door in which one leaves
1. Dude this party is soooo lame. I'm about to exit.

2. AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! FIRE!!! WHERE THE HECK IS THE EXIT?!
by Diana Stephens August 28, 2005
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diaper-exciting

When something is so exciting, you have to wear diapers, for the safety of not peeing in your pants.
X: "dude, i cant wait till tomorrow!!!!!its going to be so diaper-exciting!"
by BubbleDoll July 1, 2010
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Fire Exit

What happens to the human posterior region an hour or so after consuming spicy food. The poison has traveled through the digestive system of some poor, unfortunate soul and now makes an exit in a very uncomfortable manner.
Bud 1: "Shit, bud. I ran through those suicide wings WAY too fast. I'm going to go home and wait for this fire exit."
Bud 2: "I feel great sympathy for you and your anus. May God have mercy on your soul. And your anus."
by Sweet Fraser May 1, 2014
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Jewish Exit

When someone leaves a social setting without paying anyone.

Extension of the Irish Exit - where someone leaves (usually in a drunker stupor) without telling anyone.
Dude, Shlomo left without paying for a single drink...yup, he pulled the old Jewish Exit again.
by The New Cunning Linguist April 29, 2009
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