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Ethan

Ethan is a small midget with a tiny penis who likes every girl he sees
Ethan is small
by Lilypadisbig October 24, 2019
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Ethan

The gayest nigga alive known to women kind and he kinda smells like my under toe
I was walking then an ethan struck me.
by Cammy is hawt March 11, 2019
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ethanned

Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.
Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!

Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.
by the dangerous man March 20, 2016
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Ethan

Ethan is the best boyfriend a girl could ever wish for. He’s hot funny and cute as hell, and sometimes looks like a potato. He always makes his friends and fell loved. He is always kind and caring and gives really good kisses. Also he is very committed to his relationships his sports and of course his driving games.
Guy 1:is that a potato
Guy2:naw it’s just ethan
by Ethan’s girlfriend May 5, 2022
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Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.
Hail Ethan the true whale god!
by True whale god January 31, 2020
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Ethan

Ethan is the best person I know. He is the coolest, and the “bestest”. He is a pro-Minecrafter. He is also the King of the North. He be the best, and I love him more than he loves me.
Ethan, I love you.
by Thiskiddo March 28, 2021
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Ethan

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet in your life. He's usually very good looking but in a cute and boyish way, very adventurous and creative. He's all about positive vibes, he's funny and his goal in life is to make people laugh. He's very family oriented, he loves his siblings and parents. Ethan will treat you right because he just loves with his whole heart. He will make you feel like the most beautiful girl in the world, a princess and he'll spoil you with everything he can. Ethan can get insecure at times, anxious or stressed so he needs his space away from all that to clear his mind. He pairs up well with girls named Bianca and Hannah.
Girl: I'm so in love with Ethan, I just want to stay in his arms forever
by moonlightsparkle May 10, 2018
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