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Eskimo Kiss

When you are performing cunnilingus on a girl and use the tip of your nose to stimulate her clitorus while putting your tongue to other uses
He gave me an eskimo kiss ill never forget - Victor Homewrecker
by Eskimo Kisser December 11, 2018
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Battered Eskimo

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.
The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
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Eskimo Sleeve

When two friends masturbate together at the same time using two fleshlights taped together to be used with a matching thrusting tempo in the fashion of the original Eiffel Tower sex position sans a third partner.
“Hey dude I’m really sad Kelly broke up with me. You want to come over later, get drunk and break out the eskimo sleeve?”
by Pineapple trombone May 17, 2021
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sneaky Eskimo

Someone who is sleeping or unaware gets nutted on the face and ice thrown on them
My friend wouldn’t wake up so I gave him a sneaky Eskimo
by Japoncho July 11, 2023
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eskimo dreamcatcher

The act of feverishly masturbating preferably with ski goggles and ear muffs into a fully locked and loaded leaf blower. Expelling your full exfoliating load of hot man syrup directly onto but not limited to face and or chest area for the ultimate boomerang effect.
So me and the boys huddled up in the garage last night created the ultimate Eskimo dreamcatcher circle while doing peyote and ecstasy.

Verb: You have been dream catched. BITCH!
by Cum with the wind July 16, 2022
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Eskimo Kisses

When two males rub the heads of their penis' together. It is like docking for two people that don't have foreskin.
Erik and Keith won't come out to the bar with us tonight, they are too busy giving each other eskimo kisses.
by snoboybil January 21, 2011
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Eskimo Cousins

When two bros have both received oral sex from the same girl.
"I got a blow job from Kelly once."

"I got a blow job from Kelly too!"

"Bro, we're Eskimo Cousins!!"
by McApplejuiceBox February 3, 2013
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