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envy posting

When you post nothing but a flashy unrealistic lifestyle on your social media profiles giving people the false impression that your life is perfect and full of glamour
You still follow that girl Carley on insta??

Hell no foo.. she be doing nothing but envy posting. I unfollowed her ages ago
by Echobud August 23, 2023
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Tentacle Envy

the extreme feeling of jealousy of Tentacles due to them getting into female anime characters when you cant
*beats meat to hentai*
person:sighs why can i not do that

bro beating it with him:dude you got Tentacle Envy
by Xx_epic420_xX June 23, 2020
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bidet envy

When your peasant friends post memes of you on a bidet because they’re too fucking cheap to experience a kings throne in their own everyday life.
Patrick keeps sending photoshops of Mooch on the toilet. Man that dude has some serious bidet envy.
by Bidet King November 8, 2022
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gender envy

what you wanna look like if ur trans when u start transitioning
karl jacobs give me so much gender envy because hes SO FUCKING HANDSOME IM GONNA CRY
by maymay220 March 19, 2022
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Penis Envy

The ugly bull-dike lesbian at your work place who constantly attempts to belittle the men that surround her by making rude comments about their manhood, their penis, or the fact that she does not find men attractive. This is usually done in front of another woman or a group of people. The bull-dike acts this way due to penis envy and feels like she can get away with this behavior due to the political correctness that prevents us all from bitch slapping her face with our penis.
In front of white male co-workers, bull-dike Joan yells across the room to another female, Robin, "Hey Robin, Blacks have big cocks!"

This is Joan's attempt to make her co-workers feel inferior, all because Joan has penis envy, and wishes she had a penis.
by 1six022 December 7, 2010
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Penis Envy

A female who hates everything with a penis because of her past endeavors with ain't shit men, she instantly gets an attitude when a male tries to talk to her. She walks around with the stank face. She doesn't like when nice genuine guys speak to her with a friendly gesture such as "hello, how are you?" However, She does love to get shitted on by her ex.
Nice guy: hey , how'd you like the new tomb raider game.

Her: what do you want from me!? You're annoying!! All you men are the same!!

Nice guy: sounds like penis envy
by DaVinci D January 25, 2016
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Gender envy

Bo burnham. Thats all. Bo burnham is gender envy
Person 1: did you see bo burnhams new movie on netflix?
Person 2: oh ya! Bo burnham gives me so much gender envy
by Phatmommilkers June 24, 2021
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