english assload

Equal to a standard assload - compare with "metric assload".
"Man, I've got an assload of work to do."
"Metric or english?"
"English. It's just two classes."
by ZorbaTHut November 03, 2003
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The English Language

The most expressive, beautiful romanticised language in the glorious world. Used by poets, essayists, novelists, diarists, deities and denizens of the world and other places.
"The primroses glistened in the crepuscular penumbra of the midnight moon, sparkling with the tears of a thousand fairies." -An example of the English language

"Jocey says yo." - Another example of the English language.
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English Major

The thinking man's major. The English major excels in things like grammar, literature, critical thinking, writing, public speaking, and educating an ignorant population.
1. English majors usually go on to become brilliant professors, lawyers/judges, writers, or editors.

2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major
by ohioman234 December 08, 2009
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English Breakfast

To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face
Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore
by Dan Rich February 18, 2006
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Jake English

Jake English has a nice ass
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anime english

A certain dialect of the English language in which Japanese voice actors try to speak English. It's hilarious.
Did you hear Dave speaking Anime English? I could barely understand him...
by Scotty_K January 06, 2020
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English Tug

when you grab your penis, and a partner begins to move your arm in a stoking motion which creates masterbation, very similar to a dutch rudder.
A girl didn't want to touch my penis so i suggested an english tug.
by thee english tugger June 20, 2011
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