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Amish Electrician

Completely fake or made up job, usually to impress a girl but can also be used on parents. friends or future employers.

Can also mean shoddy workmanship or a screwed up job
You told that girl at the party you are a tax lawyer? You don't even have a job. You should have told her your a freakin Amish Electrician.

You put project manager on your last resume, Jesus if your going to lie just put head Amish Electrician while you at it.

I dont think that girls dad likes you. You told him your self employed, you should have said your an Amish Electrician, it would sound more believable.

Look at this wiring job, it looks like it was done by an Amish Electrician!
by Joecoool November 2, 2010
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electric mung

Using a crash cart to deliberately induce the expulsion of genital body fluids from a fresh corpse. This is typically done when one does not have a munging partner and instead must resort to his/her own devices. Commonly carried out by medical students and EMTs, who have access to both crash carts and fresh corpses.
Man, I just got done with my midterm physiology exams, I think I'm going to go for an Electric Mung tonight.
by mungolian October 1, 2007
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Electric chair food

The food that you would wanna eat before you were sent to the electric chair to be killed, meaning the best food you've ever had and the food you would like to die with.
MAN! This burger is so good, I think this qualifies as electric chair food!
by JESUS1207109347120 November 29, 2010
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Electric Snap

inserting a thumb in the womans vagina and finger in her ass at the same time then proceeding to snap the inserted finger and thumb
Mike puts his finger is Gina's ass and then his thumb in her vagina and proceeds to snap. She received the electric snap!
by ShyandHorney December 17, 2008
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Electrical Mud

The act of shitting in one's own hand and rubbing it in all of the cracks of your friend's power outlets causing him to Brown Out for weeks. Ever seen brown sparks? Exactly ;)
Jim, you got any more of that Electrical Mud? Roy is starting to piss me off and I really wanna give him a Brown Out this weekend.
by RDaly07 April 26, 2011
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electric daddy

Vibrator,sex toy for the ladies. A toy used for the lonely or unsatisfied women to help get her rocks off
She went to bed and give her self a good going over with her electric daddy
by Bald down there January 17, 2014
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electric tea bag

Getting ones balls sucked whilst putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery
A lady and I just did the electric tea bag.
by Tommy111111 March 19, 2014
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