butter elemental

An astoundingly large, fat and meaty person, whose flab is so expansive they seem to be made of melted butter.

We have a strict "No fat chicks" policy; all lardasses, hambeasts, thunder thighs, and level 47 butter elementals will be prosecuted

by Saxby Chambliss May 20, 2009

elementist

racism and/or discrimination against the elements of the Periodic Table.

Teacher: Hydrogen is a special element. Why is it special?

Student: That is extremely elementist, sir. It would make all the other elements feel sad

by thecooldudette November 22, 2009

elementary crush

an innocent and hopeless crush on someone. Almost like infatuation, but not as serious; when you can't stop thinking about that person. wherever and whatever you do, you want that person with you. Just the thought of them makes you smile. just like a crush in elementary.

person #1- I don't exactly like him.. and being "interested" or "infatuated" isn't the right word for this, but I can't stop thinking about him and EVERYTIME I see something related to couples stuff, he pops up in my head.
person #2- So you have an elementary crush?

person #1- YESS THAT!

by Erika Brooks June 27, 2014

Kinnikinnick Elementary School

Kinnikinnick Elementary School is a grade school in Roscoe, IL with an average student population of 400 because it only allows 4th and 5th graders. It is also the home of the Braves. The teachers are reasonably nice but some will take you to the Rockton Cemetery on your last day of school to look at old headstones. It has a great playground and only has seven buses to take children home in. The school used to be the middle school of Roscoe, but was annihilated after a Tornado hit it during the 1970's. It was rebuilt as a grade school. Kinnikinnick was a Native American Tribe and thus the name of the school. Anyone who goes here will have a good education.

"Where did you go to grade school?"
"Kinnikinnick Elementary School."
"What the hell kind of name is that?! Dude. How do you even spell that?"
"I don't know. I went to the school and I still don't know how to spell it."

by Mrs. Meers September 14, 2011

Ynez Elementary

Ynez Elementary is a school filled with mostly Asians. not a lot of Mexicans tbh, Ynez Elementary is a great school better then All the other ausd schools ( sorry xoxo) it’s really rare to see a fight in the school since everyone is so privileged . But they got no cute boys like at all smh like wtf.

I go Ynez Elementary, that’s one school with a lot of Asians

by Big long ween September 3, 2019

Sacred heart elementary school

2 words for it. HELL. HOLE. Do not send your child here unless you want them to suffer from depression, anxiety, and suicidal thoughts or actions. The place is a mess. Everything is very unorganized and all the staff members will treat you like shit. The new principal hasn’t showed up in like 4 months so the other 900 year old one is still there. I have gone to the school for 10 years and I wish I never did. If you had a dollar for every time I came home crying, wanting to kms, and begging my parents to leave, you would be a millionaire. The place smells like death. There is mold and dust everywhere. The teachers don’t have teaching degrees. The whole place is an asylum. I haven’t learned one valuable lesson from here yet besides the fact that once I graduate I am never coming back. The teachers will assault you, and the people there are bitches. HIGHLY DO NOT RECCOMEND.

Ugh I hate my school so much. Bitch I went to sacred heart elementary school, stfu.

What is the difference between sacred heart elementary school and a living hellhole?

No wonder why she is so dumb, she went to sacred heart elementary school.

by b@ll$@ck January 16, 2019

Elder Wear

Frustrating and unusual wear on items caused by poor vision and or reflexes of the elderly, ironically found on things usually very well maintained and otherwise gingerly used.

"See that '92 acura? it's got only 34 thousand miles on it and complete service records, too bad about the Elder Wear at all four corners from sad attempts to park it".

by Noel S November 28, 2005