The first generation of the Toyota Previa. Also known as "beans," the egg van acquires its name from its quirky shape. A very interesting fact is that the 2.4L Engine is located under the driver's seat instead of under the hood. Egg vans were manufactured and sold in North America between 1990 and 1997, when replaced by the more popular and less ugly Sienna.
A typical driver of an egg van usually cannot afford a newer car or is just so strangely in love with it. They tend to be either Asian, Hispanic cleaning ladies, or unfortunate high school or college students trapped with it because their parents wouldn't buy them another car. They achieve very poor fuel economy (17 city, 21 highway) and achieve only 160 horsepower (119 kW).
For those who own egg vans and really love them, here's something nice about them: They have the capable of running on vegetable oil, thus said, many upgrades and alterations are required; 4-Wheel drive is an available option; The back seats are capable of turning 360 degrees; some models feature dual sun roofs; a supercharger is an available option to slightly increase power output.
A typical driver of an egg van usually cannot afford a newer car or is just so strangely in love with it. They tend to be either Asian, Hispanic cleaning ladies, or unfortunate high school or college students trapped with it because their parents wouldn't buy them another car. They achieve very poor fuel economy (17 city, 21 highway) and achieve only 160 horsepower (119 kW).
For those who own egg vans and really love them, here's something nice about them: They have the capable of running on vegetable oil, thus said, many upgrades and alterations are required; 4-Wheel drive is an available option; The back seats are capable of turning 360 degrees; some models feature dual sun roofs; a supercharger is an available option to slightly increase power output.
-"Aubrey crashed her Mitsubishi Galant, and as a punishment, her parents got her an egg van!!"
-"Kareem was outraged when his insurance premium went up because he crashed into a P.O.S. egg van"
-"Mommy, what the hell happened to that car?"
-"Sweetie, they're made like that, stop crying. It's just an egg van."
-"I got my license!! I can be popular in the group 'cause I can drive people!!"
-"No, you're wrong. You see, you have an egg van, so nobody will be riding with you. Loser."
-"I heart my egg van!!! It's so cute!!!"
-"That van killed their self esteem..."
-"Kareem was outraged when his insurance premium went up because he crashed into a P.O.S. egg van"
-"Mommy, what the hell happened to that car?"
-"Sweetie, they're made like that, stop crying. It's just an egg van."
-"I got my license!! I can be popular in the group 'cause I can drive people!!"
-"No, you're wrong. You see, you have an egg van, so nobody will be riding with you. Loser."
-"I heart my egg van!!! It's so cute!!!"
-"That van killed their self esteem..."
by Mr. York Hunt February 29, 2008
I was in an elevator that other day, and I dropped an egg fart, so I tried to look dicusted towards one of the other people in there so it looked that it was them rather than me. Then I hopped off at the next floor.
by puffinfresh October 23, 2003
by E Style November 23, 2006
A haircut defined by a close crop on the sides with hair kept longer on the top, resembling someone growing cress in an egg. AKA a high and tight.
by Sp456 February 13, 2019
When your dog curls up with their paws tucked under their bodies so they look like an egg but their head pops up.
by lizzabith smith May 06, 2020
I don't know what I said, but Bethany kicked me right in the meat eggs. It hurt so much I thought she broke my penis also.
by $hIti0T July 03, 2014
by enterprise1701 December 31, 2022