Earl daddy

Hot sexy better than Chinese emo daddy

Wow look at earl daddy

by EarlisLIT July 05, 2018

Habanero Earl

When one sticks s habanero oil chicken wing up their own ass then dies.

He gave himself a habanero earl. #Earlsgottadie

by Eunice 1 December 13, 2022

Earl of March

A school that looks like a prison with gay cucks.

Oh my gawd, this guy from Earl of March? Disgustang...

by NibbaHunter462 September 13, 2020

Earl Williams

A sex offender from Stoke on Trent who does tatooing.

Bob: "Hey, Where shall I get a tattoo?"
James: "There's a guy in Stoke on Trent who does tattooing, his name is Earl Williams"
Bob: "is he good?"
James: "Yeah he's alright for a sex offender"

by WaynieG July 26, 2022

Earl palmer

Rosie palms putting some earl or twist into a handy.

I asked a girl for a handy then a guy told me he could give me an earl palmer I would never forget.

by TheRealLordDampnut June 14, 2022

Squirmin Earl

When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.

Your momma so fat everytime she riding me got me pinned like a squirmin earl.

by Gromaly October 17, 2018

Pulling an Earl

getting too stoned to turn off the end credits and inevitably losing touch with reality

Sebastian was Pulling an Earl during the end credits of “The Meg” by watching all of it.

by KayAngelic January 01, 2024