Ear Hustlin'

To listen in on someone else's conversation when you have no business doing so.

Quit ear hustlin' my conversation!

by KBit December 22, 2008

ear orgy

That really good feeling you get in your ears when you listen to awesome music.

OMG I was listening to School Boy Humor yesterday and I got an ear orgy.

by candyland717 March 31, 2009

Happy Ears

The ability to hear good news or encouragement when nothing of the kind is actually said within ear shot or outside it.

Sheila said that Doug is really into her based upon her conversation with him yesterday. I spoke with Doug and he said "No way". So, Sheila really just has happy ears and hears what she wants to hear....

by craineya March 22, 2010

Ear Beard

When the hair in a man's (or woman's) ear becomes so coarse and bountiful, that it resembles a normal facial beard. It needs constant grooming and trimming.

Praful's ear beard has gotten so out of control that you can no longer see his ear, only the hair that covers it. Praful shaves it monthly, but his ear beard 5 o'clock shadow is apparent by the next day.

by Taterbutthole October 26, 2010

beer ear

When a person has had too much to drink and he misinterprets what is said.

Waitress: "Would you like some more coffee"
Beer Ear wearer: "Did you say you are part of the mafia"
Friend: "Don't pay attention to him he has Beer Ear"

by Sean and Eric November 6, 2007

Ear Music

When you sing a song in your head, stop, and swear you hear it playing in the background.

Person 1:Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo... doo.... dooooooooo!
Person 2: Please shut up.
Person 1: Fine.
-silence-
Person 1: Did you just hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
Person 1: The song I was singing I just heard it playing!
Person 2: Nah, that was just ear music

by Yurdaayeehoo December 1, 2010

deaf ear

When your friend pretends not to hear you and starts talking to someone else, even though they can totally hear you.

Duda is totally giving us deaf ear.

by nlm0131 December 6, 2017