Dying Muffin

A euphemism denoting the feeling of lateral brain activity during an extremely peculiar situation

"Dude I was walking to work this morning and I passed this beautiful girl, but when I turned to look at her again she was a cat"

"Sounds like you had a dying muffin on your hands bro"

by CapnChunkNoChunk August 30, 2017

Dying Catfish

A ugly creature who happens to look like a slimy crusty ball of trash, usually a human boy named Wyatt.

Girls who are attracted to this creature are blobs

Ew! How can you like that dying catfish?! You're such a blob

by hitthequanbishes September 15, 2017

dysin

a kind strong person that will do anything to help someone in need will always care for you no mater what circumstances and he will always have a big dick no matter what but he wont brag about it.

you are so kind dysin thank you for helping me with my anxiety

by boi u know me Gucci January 10, 2018

Dying Bees

When bees die because the were contaminated by pesticide

SAVE THE DYING BEES

by CAT9000 November 2, 2018

Dysinformed

The condition of having gotten most or all information on one or more topics from one or more sources which share a deliberate bias, leading to simplistic, biased grasps of those topics and an unwillingness to consider other views.

Everyone has their own inherent biases, so try to counter them by getting your news from a variety of sources, if you only listen to one side or the other, you'll end up so dysinformed that you can't carry on a rational discussion of anything.

by NatCh. November 29, 2018

Dying

The thing I want to do every waking moment but only deterred from by the unknown of what happens after death

Someone: *makes a slightly funny joke*
Teenage white girl: *in bitchy voice* LOL IM LI-TER-ALLY DYING 😂😂😂😂”

by Cooler larrythelobster69 March 14, 2019

Dying Babies

When baby die, baby dead

Dead babies are when babies die

Dammnnn dat baby dead yeet

Dying babies die because they starve or get choked to death because they want to be choked from daddy but daddy want to do it also so daddy kill baby and baby lay on ground dead

by The fattest John May 6, 2019