I wish I was a duckie
by Captainduckue November 24, 2021
Get the Duckiemug. When you stay at someone’s place and fill the tub full of water then proceed to take a shit that floats in the tub before you leave
by Rubber ducky man May 10, 2025
Get the Rubber duckymug. by Potat_ July 11, 2020
Get the Annoying Duckymug. by Thebomb3795 April 20, 2018
Get the rubber ducky on the backmug. by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025
Get the Rubber Ducky Methodmug. You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.
Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025
Get the Caledonia Rubber Duckymug. Lucky-duckies control slaves and prostitutes, and they can seduce anyone into anything.
Are You A Slave, Prostitute or Possibly A Lucky-Ducky?
A slave is a full-time employee working for one business entity. A prostitute is a contracted worker servicing multiple business entities simultaneously. Slaves and prostitutes are servers singing for their suppers, serving the lucky-duckies.
How does one become a slave, prostitute or lucky-ducky?
Slaves, prostitutes and lucky-duckies are born into it. More often than not, slaves and prostitutes are married with mouths to feed, mortgages to pay, thus financial obligations that make them do uncomfortable things like get their knees dirty. Slaves and prostitutes typically aren’t the prettiest, tallest or cleverest. Where slaves and prostitutes lack the ability to seduce anyone into anything, lucky-duckies excel in this domain. This allows the lucky-duckies to control slaves and prostitutes, and create autocatalytic reactions to collect money and power.
Are You A Slave, Prostitute or Possibly A Lucky-Ducky?
A slave is a full-time employee working for one business entity. A prostitute is a contracted worker servicing multiple business entities simultaneously. Slaves and prostitutes are servers singing for their suppers, serving the lucky-duckies.
How does one become a slave, prostitute or lucky-ducky?
Slaves, prostitutes and lucky-duckies are born into it. More often than not, slaves and prostitutes are married with mouths to feed, mortgages to pay, thus financial obligations that make them do uncomfortable things like get their knees dirty. Slaves and prostitutes typically aren’t the prettiest, tallest or cleverest. Where slaves and prostitutes lack the ability to seduce anyone into anything, lucky-duckies excel in this domain. This allows the lucky-duckies to control slaves and prostitutes, and create autocatalytic reactions to collect money and power.
by JaredTheJew.Com September 21, 2024
Get the Lucky-Duckiesmug.