The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
Get the Master of the drunken schlongmug. The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.
“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”
by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018
Get the drunken cheesecakemug. n. any inanimate thing (usually a vehicle) that sways and weaves more than it should, thus causing a safety hazard.
by Sonya H. July 24, 2008
Get the drunken cobramug. Somewhat like golden showers, but unintentional; the act of being urinated on while in bed with a passed-out drunk.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
Get the Drunken showersmug. When its drunk o clock and the guy or girl comes to the part between the time of 2am - am and scoops up everyone who is DTF
Bob just did a drunken scoop on all of Chrissy's hammered friends!
Ew, Chris is such a drunken scoop guy - stay away!
Ew, Chris is such a drunken scoop guy - stay away!
by whatchuiwant May 14, 2015
Get the drunken scoopmug. Drunken yobs meaning young people drunk on an old mans drive/path/road trying to see what is happening but then gets filmed by the old man and put on Facebook.
Old man:"Another bunch of Drunken yobs on berry hill again"
Young people: "fuck off , it's illegal to film minors"
Young people: "fuck off , it's illegal to film minors"
by Yutes June 25, 2017
Get the drunken yobsmug. by Cheeky breeky 285 May 10, 2025
Get the Drunken Hawkmug.