Dr. Clear

A combination of the ever so potent everclear and Dr. Pepper.

Person A: What are you doing tonight?

Person B: I have an appointment with Dr. Clear!

by roarshelle February 23, 2010

dr. simmers

A communist science teacher that loves to ask what the story is and ruins your fucking day!

What's the story you fuckin carrot. Dr. Simmers will call the nukes

by jeremyvenom May 11, 2016

Dr. Fetus

The sexiest man alive. Excessively strong and buff, he intends to obtain the love of all females he sees. Always deadly and aggressive, but never too over-the-top. Likes explosives, to a degree. Will try and woo you if you are female, but will be immediately aggressive if you seem to be Meat Boy. Despite enjoying women, he is gay but is still deep in the closet and does not show any signs of disclosure yet. He has an alternative forme known as Omega Alpha in which he is composed of galaxies and stars, along with many bismuth particles. Dr. Fetus has only smiled once in his life, and seemingly has no mouth whatsoever. Being an embryo of a human male, this is natural for Dr. Fetus and he does not age. This is not an issue as his mech suit allows him to be integrated as part of society.

A: "This is Dr. Fetus. He's not a real doctor."
B: "Then why the fuck is he called like that?"
A: "Just because. Now let me tell you what the fuck he's done."

by ThisisKetches December 21, 2022

Dr. Jenkins

A fictional medical doctor who smokes enormous amounts of marijuana (see def. of Jenkins) and frequently participates in stoner activities, including, but not limited to: disc golf, ultimate frisbee, hacky sack, hula hooping, devil sticks, juggling, hiking, bungee jumping, hang gliding, baking brownies. He also has a habit of prescribing Xanex to every one of his patients - which is amazing considering he's a chiropractor.

Dude, let's give Dr. Jenkins a call after work. I heard he's cold chillin at the park.

by Leroy Jarmel Jenkins III February 8, 2008

tl;dr

Too Long; Didn't Read

Literally translates to: That was too long to read.
Really translates to: I'm too lazy to read the entirety of what you said, but I still want to say something.

Now, instead of just dropping capitals the modern internet communicator also drops tiresome reading! The time savings will be incredible.

Person A: Hi, do you know anything about where Jamie and Brad are?
Person B: tl;dr
Person A: Uh... How should I have said that?
Person B: do u no where jamie n brad r
Person A: AGH... It burns!

by Gogo May 17, 2005

Dr. Obvious

1. A person that makes generalized, self-evident "observations" in an attempt to bolster his or her sense of worth in a conversation. However, almost all comments made by a Dr. Obvious are as worthless as he or she is.

2. That guy that says what everybody else was thinking twenty mintues ago.

"Dude, I think its broken."

Jeff: "Yeah, I like boobs."
Chris: "Well welcome to the human race Dr. Obvious. Too bad a tool like you will never see any."

Jeff: "Well the problem is ______."
Chris: "Ah, thank you for you expert opinion Dr. Obvious. Now what the fuck are we going to do about it?"

by Lord Andre May 13, 2005

Dr. Thunder

A cheap version of Dr.Pepper that you can find at Walmart. Dr.Thunder tastes exactly the way Dr.Pepper does, but it cost 67 cents not 1.29. :)

I drove my beat-up car down to Walmart to buy some food for the party. I only had 10 bucks so I had to spend it wisely. As I entered the store I grabbed a rust-covered cart and zoomed down the aisle and filled my cart with soda, chips, and candy.
Then my celly rang, it was my mom. "Make sure you get some Dr. Thunder Gertrude!". she yelled.

by dametrah May 8, 2008