Dosser

Does absoloutly fuck all with there life apart from smoke weed and think about how to get weed. Typically shares evenings with other dossers smoking fuck tonnes of bush out in the middle of the back arse of nowhere (shed) listening to Biggie Smalls. Shares many comparisons to a chav however talks slightly more broken and has no sense of emotion outside of euphoria.

“Ehhhhh what dooooo ya mean pass the doob ya big whopper hahaaaa”

“Aaaaaaaaa look at you ya dosser shurrup man ahahahaha”

by Cammo ammo November 8, 2018

J DOSE

freestyle battle rapper from philladelphia who is most known for gettin snuffed by his opponent math in the middle of their battle on a smack dvd

j dose vs. math on youtube

by EA5ER1 June 27, 2008

dorset cereal

The ultimate laxative of all cereals, even more so than weetabix
Results in a turd reminiscent of a never ending chocolate fountain

*knocks on bathroom door*
Colin: what's taking you so long?

Gareth: sorry, i had too much dorset cereal for breakfast yesterday and im like a chocolate fountain!

Colin: You fool

by Roger That Dog April 13, 2008

DOSSER

A tramp lowlife some one who lives on a council estate and dress's like a tramp

Lmao Look at that fooking Dosser!!!!

by Ryan Kirk October 25, 2007

Hot Brain Injection (Double Dose)

When a girl is going down on two guys at once and they both blow their loads simultaneously in her ears

'what did you say? I just got a hot brain injection. I can't hear shit!' said Lisa

by Buzzsaw Jones March 17, 2005

dosser

Someone who cheats others or lives off little

EITHER comes from the word 'Doss house' OR DSS'er (Department of Social Security).

fucking hell you dosser clean our appartment

by Duncan Crossland June 16, 2006

dose

An occurence of a sexually transmitted disease.

I'm itching like the clappers. That skeezy bitch must have given me a dose.

by Gagglehack December 28, 2005