an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"
also see "douchbabba"
by Smitty June 4, 2003

by T.S. March 4, 2003

by RiadsMom January 3, 2008

A nice well adjusted girl. Namely one who is made to feel akward and stupid by maladjusted, socially akward males.
"I said hi to him and he just ignored me and I felt like a douche."
"Well if a 'douche' is a nice, friendly girl, then yes that's just how you acted."
"Well if a 'douche' is a nice, friendly girl, then yes that's just how you acted."
by Dinah and Leslie May 15, 2006

by Skylar Infantion December 16, 2003

1) Twat cleansing liquid
2) Wanktard living above a convenience store
3) Classless, gay shocker recipient who says stupid shit in public
4) Bar star who can't keep his mouth shut
2) Wanktard living above a convenience store
3) Classless, gay shocker recipient who says stupid shit in public
4) Bar star who can't keep his mouth shut
That douche was talking shit about my mom.
Honey, pass the douche, I think I have another yeast infection.
Honey, pass the douche, I think I have another yeast infection.
by JORGOR January 3, 2008

A man who is as useless to women's health as an actual douche. A man who needs women for ego stroking, but whines about them. A man who chooses to use in South East Asia as the women there tells him he is clever and his english is very good despite it being his first tongue. A man who does not go on real dates because they are not as a sure thing as hiring a whore. A man who is afraid of smart women. A man who think bar girls and everyday girls are treated similarly.. A man who understands is just exceptional because he is in Asia.
by Molokko October 11, 2012
