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douch

an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"
to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!
by Smitty June 4, 2003
mugGet the douchmug.

douche le douche

douche of the douche, the ultimate douchebag......may or may not be from france......
"Douche le fuckin douche," you are dumb......
by T.S. March 4, 2003
mugGet the douche le douchemug.

Douche

something to clean out women genetials.
or to insult someone who acts stupid.
girl: hey steven, do you need this douche?
steven: no, i am one.
by RiadsMom January 3, 2008
mugGet the Douchemug.

Douche

A nice well adjusted girl. Namely one who is made to feel akward and stupid by maladjusted, socially akward males.
"I said hi to him and he just ignored me and I felt like a douche."
"Well if a 'douche' is a nice, friendly girl, then yes that's just how you acted."
by Dinah and Leslie May 15, 2006
mugGet the Douchemug.

Douche

1. an insult.
2. a dirty, kinky device for cleaning out vaginas
by Skylar Infantion December 16, 2003
mugGet the Douchemug.

Douche

1) Twat cleansing liquid
2) Wanktard living above a convenience store
3) Classless, gay shocker recipient who says stupid shit in public
4) Bar star who can't keep his mouth shut
That douche was talking shit about my mom.

Honey, pass the douche, I think I have another yeast infection.
by JORGOR January 3, 2008
mugGet the Douchemug.

Douche'

A man who is as useless to women's health as an actual douche. A man who needs women for ego stroking, but whines about them. A man who chooses to use in South East Asia as the women there tells him he is clever and his english is very good despite it being his first tongue. A man who does not go on real dates because they are not as a sure thing as hiring a whore. A man who is afraid of smart women. A man who think bar girls and everyday girls are treated similarly.. A man who understands is just exceptional because he is in Asia.
That black poet in Hong Kong is a total douche'
by Molokko October 11, 2012
mugGet the Douche'mug.

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