douch

an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"

to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!

by Smitty June 4, 2003

douche le douche

douche of the douche, the ultimate douchebag......may or may not be from france......

"Douche le fuckin douche," you are dumb......

by T.S. March 4, 2003

Douche

something to clean out women genetials.
or to insult someone who acts stupid.

girl: hey steven, do you need this douche?
steven: no, i am one.

by RiadsMom January 3, 2008

Douche

A nice well adjusted girl. Namely one who is made to feel akward and stupid by maladjusted, socially akward males.

"I said hi to him and he just ignored me and I felt like a douche."
"Well if a 'douche' is a nice, friendly girl, then yes that's just how you acted."

by Dinah and Leslie May 15, 2006

Douche

1. an insult.
2. a dirty, kinky device for cleaning out vaginas

that guy is such a douche bag

by Skylar Infantion December 16, 2003

Douche

1) Twat cleansing liquid
2) Wanktard living above a convenience store
3) Classless, gay shocker recipient who says stupid shit in public
4) Bar star who can't keep his mouth shut

That douche was talking shit about my mom.

Honey, pass the douche, I think I have another yeast infection.

by JORGOR January 3, 2008

Douche

1. a device that forces water through a nozzle for the purpose of vaginal or anal cleansing.
2. a malevolent and ignorant person who inspires an exteeme feeling of loathing in others.
source: douchecards.com

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Whoever took my my cream soda from the fridge is a real douche.

by aj sun March 16, 2009