Donut December

This is the month when you eat donuts everyday. Be fat. You gotta dress up as Santa Clause later in the month, so why not get fat.

Person 1: Is it Donut December yet?
Person 2: Yeah, it is! Why?
Person 1: I LOVE DONUTS
Person 2: Weirdo

by MynoduespPalindrome October 31, 2019

doing donuts

When you and your friends try to explain unplanned adventures, or being reckless, or being confused. Can be used in many contexts.

Korina: “Did you record the concert last night?”
Jezzy: “No sorry, I was doing donuts and forgot.”

by Ayooo1! March 9, 2019

Donut of Justice

A phrase used to describe someone suffering from advanced MPB (Male Pattern Baldness). The look requires no hair on the top of the scalp with short to medium length on the sides (hence the semi donut). Both a compliment & an insult at the same time!

Guy 1: I think it's time to say goodnight to the combover and bring on a donut of justice.

Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!

by Devil Lantern February 19, 2011

alabama donut

Taking a dump in your inner tube while floating effortlessly down a lazy river and screaming Roll Tide Roll!

Uhhh, I knew I should have waited 45 minutes before jumping in this lazy river after eating a slew of Taco Bell cheesy beefy burritos. Now Ive got to float around in this Alabama Donut all summers day long. 🐘💩🍩

by Alabama Donut February 7, 2015

sweat donut

A sweat ring on your shirt caused from the hair around your belly button gathering sweat.

After exercising, I had to change shirts because I had a sweat donut.

by The_Difference97 March 27, 2015

dirt donut

Another name for a sphincter, aka balloon knot, chocolate starfish. Particularly one that needs bleaching.

Corey knew it was going to be a good day when Barry bent over in the shower and showed him his dirt donut.

by Tbonepgh March 29, 2018

a golden donut

When a man or a woman urinates on your anus.

Jill enjoys when Jack gives her a golden donut.

by sxxxystnr October 4, 2016