Choppin-the-Donut

Term used to describe an action, feeling, or convey how your day is going without full explanation
What did you do all day?
Man just out here choppin-the-donuts!!
by lrlunatic August 20, 2014
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doing donuts

When you and your friends try to explain unplanned adventures, or being reckless, or being confused. Can be used in many contexts.
Korina: “Did you record the concert last night?”
Jezzy: “No sorry, I was doing donuts and forgot.”
by Ayooo1! March 09, 2019
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dirt donut

Another name for a sphincter, aka balloon knot, chocolate starfish. Particularly one that needs bleaching.
Corey knew it was going to be a good day when Barry bent over in the shower and showed him his dirt donut.
by Tbonepgh March 29, 2018
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Sprinkle Donut

"yeah last night Kayla gave that guy a sprinkle donut"
by Tboa April 07, 2016
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Donut Conference

Two law enforcement vehicles, usually city or county cops, sitting side by side drivers side doors next to each other with there windows down. Officers exchanging either gossip and donuts or just donuts.
Passenger: Slow down, there's a donut conference in that parking lot up ahead.

Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.
by Rjhyardbug2 January 23, 2012
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Donut of Justice

A phrase used to describe someone suffering from advanced MPB (Male Pattern Baldness). The look requires no hair on the top of the scalp with short to medium length on the sides (hence the semi donut). Both a compliment & an insult at the same time!
Guy 1: I think it's time to say goodnight to the combover and bring on a donut of justice.

Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!
by Devil Lantern January 30, 2011
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Donut Play

The sexual act of a woman eating a donut while around a man's erect penis. While she is gorging on the donut the man is to berate her with insults regarding her weight and overall pig like attributes.
MAN1: The Krispy Kreme donuts were perfect for donut play my dude guy.
MAN2: You got that fat pig like bitch Samantha to eat from your cock bro?
MAN1: Yeah!
by DonutPlayers December 12, 2020
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