Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche.

Response to someone either being a douche, saying something douchey, or telling you to get an Über.

Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"

Q: "Why don't you just take an Über?"

A: "Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche."

by Bob Rogue March 22, 2016

I don't give half a fuck

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.

Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"

by Jumpingrat July 02, 2006

i don't know how to respond to that

When someone either genuinely does not know how to respond to something or is trying to avoid the topic of conversation. Often used to make situations awkward, and can be used to end conversations.

friend: my girlfriend just cheated on me
me: I'm so sorry to hear that
friend: I wish I could get over this in two seconds, ugh I hate life.
me: I don't know how to respond to that

by Born_2_Win_145 May 12, 2019

I don't need it... but I need it.

An item that you absolutely do not need to buy however you have to have it. I don't need it... but I need it.

As she passed by the store window and leather boots caught the corner of her eye she thought to herself I don't need it... but I need it.

by msscream1234 February 06, 2018

I don't feel so good

What Spiderman said to Mr. stark in Infinity War

"Mr Stark, I don't feel so good.

by beefjerky392 June 05, 2020

I don't think so (EXO)

A line repeatedly used in the song Obsession by exo. Said in a classic monotonous voice by the x-exo clones, It has become a meme among exols. Personally speaking, this is a line that will live on forever. It's like Shawty Imma Party Till the Sundown or chogiwa.

1.

Exols: Please give exo proper promotions .
SM: I don't think so (EXO).

2. Exols: Give Sehunnie more lines.
SM: I don't think so.

3 . Exols: We want a comeback with Lay.
Sm: I don't think so.

by ExolEriEgg No bias November 27, 2019

I don't give two shits

Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.

Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?

Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!

by Waffleboy2c7 March 27, 2010