muff diver

the name for a person who when licking a woman's vagina, enjoys pushing their entire head inside of the vaginal cavity

dave is a real muff diver

by fencepannel November 18, 2019

carpet munching muff diver

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009

nose diver

when a man or woman goes down on a woman and he rubs her clit with his nose. Also, he or she can blow his or her nose in her vagina, referred to as the kleenex.

Yo last nite i totally did the nose diver on Sarah Robinson.

by matt Eapen September 21, 2006

sky diver

'sky diver' is rhyming slang for a fiver aka £5

look over there sky diver on floor

lend us a sky diver

by Bl4yze March 26, 2009

divers

5 GBP worth of skunk which is mainly one spliff so its worth buying a benners really.
Divers usually dealt in South East and East London.

Set me a divers ruuuude boii

by Daveth Langdon June 25, 2006

diver dave

When a man gets hot fudge poured in his asscrack and a one legged midget licks it up.

"That guy totally just got diver dave'd!"

by Eli Ankst January 6, 2008

Diversifical

Diversifical is a mix between Diverse and ifical. Born by a dumb person that couldn't spell and pronounce words.

Diversifical means you're diverted in a ifical but you are denushan(color) so you have to be a diversed. When the ifical of diversifical diverges in the parties you have to tell the dodos you are diversifical so when you say that someone is diversifical you are calling them dumb.
This is not a inside joke.

(In the parties)
"You're diversifical!" Says person A
"Why you little ******" person B

by Xiangfan April 19, 2017