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divorce dick

what you call your dick if you have had more then 5 woman in a years time that have gone through a divorce/breakup
My friend said I have a divorce dick, after I had sex with a milf that just went through a hard divorce
by Fallis August 31, 2018
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on divorcing

This draft type of friends, adjective when they, ugh friends of serious eternal of them become: Like Archie and Jughead!!!
I and you Sam : On divorcing handsome friends were, how pig, we also do if continue?
by man!? May 30, 2018
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Millennial Divorce

A "Millennial Divorce" is when two younger married people (millennials whatever their age may be) who file for divorce, they have no real assets but they fight over most issues, then they get offended by everything and everyone in the process, have a high sense of entitlement, and their legal bill is paid for by their parents.
Ashley and Chad never should have married. Now they are getting divorced, fighting over everything and they own nothing. All the while their parents both pay for their legal bills. It's truly a Millennial Divorce where no one is wrong and everyone is offended.
by Divorce Guru November 26, 2025
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Grounds For Divorce

A Cocktail consisting of
Port
Sherry
Wkd blue
Do you want to get a grounds for divorce at the greatest bar in Aberystwyth?, Downies.
by Hansard May 15, 2025
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Cunt Divorce

When two lesbians get divorced. That´s called Cunt divorce
Hey did you hear about Jane and Lucie? Yea they´re getting a Cunt divorce
by YUNG CLOUT CRINGE June 20, 2018
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Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.
After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.
by LesleeB February 12, 2020
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Proto-Divorce

Noun:
When a marriage ends during the wedding due to terrible circumstances.
Jerry: WHAT HAPPENED?
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.
by Cromwelle October 7, 2022
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