Mc Diddle

Getting a Mc Donald’s worker to put there hand down your pants and tickle your balls. Commonly written at the bottom of menus in fine print for 6.99

Doug went to Mc Donald’s and ordered a Mc Diddle after paying 6.99 he pulled around back where a Mc Employee Mc Diddle him. Ba Da Bop Ba I’m Lovin It.

by Poop poop 69 August 24, 2021

The Diddler

Someone who likes to diddle with Technology outside of work such as a VOIP System or NAS

Did you see The Diddler he has got a new NAS and is rubbing his knees.

by Paul Mapantzoffs March 24, 2022

Piddle and Diddle

What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.

Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"

by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019

Wank-A-Diddle

Where a male is having a wank while a girl fondles his testitcles to get the kids raring to go, he eventually splooges in her eye socket deforming her vision and feeling like a wankstain. After all, she is one. Can also be done when initiating satanic rituals or completing Prison Break on GTA 5

Man 1: Bro, I just Wank-A-Diddled my girl!

Man 2: w̶̲͆ạ̴̃n̶͉͝k̴̙͠-̴͈̾a̴̞͠- ̖͂d ̗̕i̵͓̔d̶̩́d̴͕̄l ͕̎y̵̝͆- ̙̾d̶́͜o̴͚̓,̵̬̈́ ̴̤̒n ̻̿o ̳̇w ̬̕ ̶̖̂y̶̩͝o̴̰̎u ̩͝ ̴̠̓ḧ̵̬́a̴̜̚v ͖̕e ̭̑ ̵͖̾H ͠ͅĨ̵͇V ͍̌ ̭̑t̵̳͗o ͓͗o ̗̂

by Onamazzadont@me June 12, 2019

high dum diddle

a nursery rhyme chant used in poems or stories usually portraying someone singing or chanting it.

"he sang high dum diddle as he played on his fiddle"

by hi__13 May 23, 2019

Mr. Diddlez

He is ashamed of being a diddler but he's also a champion at it

Mr. Diddlez has two watches on because it's always time to diddle

by anonymous March 7, 2021

diddle diary

images collected by women during the day which are then used to masturbate. Female version of the spank bank.

Girl 1: Check out that guys ass!
Girl 2: Whoa!!! Thats going in my diddle diary.

by dp & ah January 12, 2009