David Thompson Highschool

A highschool on the side of the hiway in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of wannabe hicks and stoners. Also all trying to get with rocky kids bc they’re all related at dt and they’re all backstabbing hoes who love their friends boyfriends/girlfriends

Omg is that my cousin? “Probably if he’s from David Thompson highschool!”
“This person from David Thompson highschool has a significant other” “probably your cousins significant other so you should try and get with him!”

by #fairygirl December 14, 2021

King David High School

a school for posh nittys. the teachers do shit all and only come in for the pay check. the only school in the uk where u can get out of detentions by paying and it’s acceptable to know everything about your teachers lives. all the girls are wannabe tiktokers, sound like whiny fake londoners. while the boys are wannabe roadmen, smell like piss and bud and send nudes to every girl on their snap. the shed is the favourite spot for most of the students where anything goes.
kdhs may be inadequate but the noncey teachers are very adequate if you want all 9s to impress big tracy, daddy levy and the bigman .

boy: did u hear that annoying sound?

other boy: it’s a girl from king david high school

boy: we better dip

by urlocalnitty January 23, 2020

Daddy David

That Friendly Guy at the Casino who's all about the Tips: first he Tips his hat to you, then he's giving Tips, getting Tips, Tipping your ashtray, getting you Tipsy, finding that word that's just on the Tip of your tongue, helping you after you're Tipsy, and finally Tipping you over into your Lyft or Uber after giving you "Only the Tip".

Slippery Timmy had me at my wits end at the craps table and ready to leave the Casino, and Vegas, until I met Daddy David, then my evening went into overdrive! Without him I would have been down to my last $5, but he saved my night. I still lost that last $5 but Daddy David helped me turn it into $50 Grand and a night on the town for the record books before it was completely gone.

by FunkyTuba February 14, 2021

Edgar Davids

Edgar Davids is the worlds most feared AoE II Player. He can single handedly win a whole Tournament while playing with his feet and his eyes closed.

Every Team Edgar joins will automatically transform into Team Edgar Davids.

"I hope the enemy team won't use Edgar Davids, otherwise it's already gg"

by Bl4ckfl4me April 18, 2022

David

David

One word: BADASS. Can make anyone laugh. Usually very attractive, tall and has a certain innocence about him. Has beautiful eyes that seduce your soul. Loves girls, and everything about girls. One horny dude, but completely lovable. The coolest kid on the block. Likes to party.

Guy 1: "Did you see David today?"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah man, what a boss."

by GoodbyeSunshineHelloMoonlight September 6, 2011

The David Blaine

When your getting a girl from behind and you let your friend take your place without her knowing, you run outside and knock on the window and wave to her yelling Wahlah!

I was with her the other night and we pulled The David Blaine on her, it was priceless!

by Soccer Kid12 June 21, 2010

David Suzuki

(noun)

Term named after the Canadian environmentalist and celebrity
David Suzuki.

The term refers to simply NOT FLUSHING THE TOILET after taking a piss.

By not using excess water from multiple flushes, one can 'save the planet' one piss at a time.

This often results in acrid bog water. The likes of which can sting the nostrils if strong enough.

Whoa, whoa, don't flush that just yet...I'm pullin' a David Suzuki.

by Dekkoy March 2, 2009