Derbert Bessingthwaite

A Derbert is a biomelecuelor structure found in small sheep. IT breathes blood and lives of the large intestine.

A Bessingthwaite is a larger version of the pure form that is a Derbert Bessingthwaite.

it is also harmul if injected into a human via testtubes.

'AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!! i have a Derbert!!!!'

"i'm sorry, u have 5 seconds to live"

by Uncle Bert March 10, 2004

derby mooron

Noun
The people who go DerbyMoorCommunity Sports Collage. Generaly called this by students of Littleover Comunity School

Jim: your a derby mooron
bob: school sucks

by flibit* September 9, 2008

derms

A bullshit word used in the popular scrabble rip off "words with friends." Used in desperation against domination.

LZ laid down a sweet "vengeance," to which Jonny Boy responded with a halfassed derms.

by hauntedbyprince December 9, 2012

derby

To be overwhelmingly intelligent. A Derby is likely to become an engineer, scientist, or local techie. Derby's are avid readers and sci-fi junkies. Look for one at the next star trek convention. A derby is also usually a pisces.

Einstein was a famous derby and a pisces.

by Derby J Armstead November 5, 2007

derby tunnel

Derby Tunnel = (brit.) slang for "Hershey Highway"

i took a couple of strangers up the derby tunnel

by limitededitionpointytoedconverse March 1, 2007

derbite

One who is very enthusiastic about horse races.

My friend is a derbite to the core.

by uttam maharjan January 2, 2012

Derpssession

A disorder in which an individual is abnormally obsessed with "Derp" and all related terms.

This disorder can bring harm, not only to the afflicted, but those close to the afflicted individual.
If the afflicted individual is left to his/her own devices for too long the effects can become irreversible
and lead to an apparent "possession" by the related terms in which "Derp" becomes all they know.

A cure is actively being pursued.

Join the cause!

Expert: "I'm sorry ma'am, but it appears as though your son has become a victim of Derpssession."

Concerned Parent: "What...what is that?! Is it life threatening?"

Expert: "No, actually it's not. I just found this on Urban Dictionary. Your son is fine."

Concerned Parent: "WHAT?! Your horrible! I'll see you in court!"

Expert: "You too! However, may I suggest reprimanding your son when he uses terms such as 'Derp'? This could lead to your son becoming a target of violence."

by Bracket January 6, 2014