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the david

god hes so lucky, he does the david all the time
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Davide

Is quiet the funny type but cannot decide what he wants. In this case females would be a problem. Davide is a person who will put girls before his best mates. He can be called a shark and does not have an outstanding reputation. He enjoys football and derives from an Italian descent. He often goes for his mates ex girls but it does not phase him. He believes that his mates are changing and they go out with the wrong people. Females tend to fall for his half descent looks but he will never understand how to treat a woman and always looking to get down and dirty. No respect for females or fellow friends
by David MacNamara November 4, 2008
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David

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David

Susan says "Oh I had such a nice time last night with my david"
by lil computer geek May 14, 2008
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the david

I do the david once in awhile, ya know?
by gogglespinoy April 27, 2008
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David

One of the most intelligent people you will ever meet.

Most things he does are out of the blue, you can never guess what he is going to do next.

Acts like he is so full of himself but actually is not.

May break your heart in less than a minute..
On the chubbier side of the spectrum, but cuddly.

Has the best gpa you could have but still ruins his life.

Is a dog person and hates cats more than life itself( he hates living)

Is talented in every way but doesn’t know what to do with it.

Also he‘s a jackass and doesn’t believe in love.
Oh there’s David, he broke my heart again, I hate him.(still loves him and will forgive him again.)
by IwantSpaghetti November 3, 2019
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david

David has FLY HACKS!!!
- "David, can't you just use your fly hacks and get up there?"
by NotRestless January 21, 2023
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