A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table. The male then proceeds to have intercourse with her through the European pastry. She immediately turns around and performs oral sex. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.
by Tuffmcgruff September 15, 2022
A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.
Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
by TheRealLukiePookie May 05, 2025
When u feels like tellin the mandem u boutta cum no homo but wanna be fancy n that ting and wanna say it in a different language you get me?
Me: "Oi oi watch this noise" *cums in danish*
My homeboy: Oi that's some mad shit yknow blud
Thot: That jizz bussin bussin no kizzy
My homeboy: Oi that's some mad shit yknow blud
Thot: That jizz bussin bussin no kizzy
by Bored_Zomb November 04, 2021
by Thooran October 26, 2016
Danish is a language came from denmark but people who is named as danish is actually a charming,nice and cute person.People who is named as danish actually majority is male.He is very understanding and if you have any problem just shared with him and you will left speechless.If you know someone who named as danish,better you ask for his number and i bet you will fall in love.
by Danish azim December 28, 2017
danish is a name of a handsome boy. he's really kind, gentle, funny and caring. his calm voice brings joy, laughter and happiness. danish is also sweet, just like the pastry.
by 雪玲 July 16, 2023
by abdulrahim420 May 23, 2021