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Turd Cutter Butter
A gooey and almost paste like substance occurring primarily in the undergarments of men, ranging from nearly clear to khaki in color. Generally smooth and creamy, much like your favorite peanut butter and the result of one’s last meal choices. Sort of a shit lube, if you will. Also, the primary cause of Monkey Butt and skid marks, when left unattended.
Ralph had enjoyed a dinner of knackwürst and sauerkraut Thursday evening. The following morning, having only just arrived at the office, he began regretting his menu selections.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
Turd Cutter Butter by lipshitz May 15, 2020
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Dick Cutter
A person that favors the practice of circumcision. A person that chooses to get their male babies circumcised. A dick cutter is usually someone that’s an American, a Muslim, or a Jew.
Man, I hate dick cutters so much. They’re the worst people in the world. How could anyone be so cruel enough to cut penises of infants!?
The world would be a better place without dick cutters.
America and the Middle East are full of dick cutters.
The world would be a better place without dick cutters.
America and the Middle East are full of dick cutters.
Dick Cutter by AntiCircumcisionMan February 26, 2022
diamond cutter
Person 1: “Holy shit, look at Hayden’s jawline!”
Person 2: “Holy shit bro’s got a devious diamond cutter”
Person 2: “Holy shit bro’s got a devious diamond cutter”
diamond cutter by bigdoghayden69 March 15, 2022
angry blue vein diamond cutter
When a mans cock gets hard as a rock. This is harder than morning wood it’s the type of boner that makes ur want to hump cattle just to get the baby batter out. The angry blue vein diamond cutter is the epitome of a stiffy.
I woke up today with an angry blue vein diamond cutter and nearly speared my dog i guess i had a dream about Klay Aikan
Holy shit Roberto howd you get that bad boy to settle down
Simple I bent the maid over and railed her
Holy shit Roberto howd you get that bad boy to settle down
Simple I bent the maid over and railed her
angry blue vein diamond cutter by ElongD69 September 20, 2018
Cookie Cutter Girlfriend
The Cookie Cutter Girlfriend is like a regular girlfriend except she has been shaped to conform to your own needs and to 'do the stuff you do'. Once she eventually realises she has her own mind, it's likely she will wake-up and run away....just in time for you to find another and get the cookie cutter plan going again. It's important that she always funds her own conversion, as you'll be penniless in no time after a dozen candidates
Dude 1 : Wow, your new girlfriend is totally ideal - great catch dude!
Dude 2 : Nah dude, she's a cookie cutter girlfriend. At least I'm creating more hot cycling chicks for the greater good of all!
Dude 2 : Nah dude, she's a cookie cutter girlfriend. At least I'm creating more hot cycling chicks for the greater good of all!
Cookie Cutter Girlfriend by woofbarkdonkey February 6, 2009
Diamond Cutter
"damn duke, this girl is saying some raw shit on msn.. my jimbo is getting so hard it could cut fucking diamonds."
"LOLLLLLLLLL DIAMOND CUTTER THATS SUCH A WICKED NAME FOR A HARDON"
"LOLLLLLLLLL DIAMOND CUTTER THATS SUCH A WICKED NAME FOR A HARDON"
Diamond Cutter by 2D2C August 24, 2008