Blackout Curtains

n. Vaginal lips that are so large and dark they absorb all surrounding light. Similar to a cosmic black hole

I pulled down Teresa's panties and her blackout curtains consumed all surrounding light.

by Flake B. November 14, 2016

camel curtain

When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.

Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.

I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.

by Midlo Clydesdale November 22, 2016

camel curtain

When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.

Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.

I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.

by Midlo Clydesdale November 22, 2016

chin curtain

A nice long luscious hick beard, which is well groomed and maintained.

Oh man, Look at Scott. He has one relentless Chin Curtain.

by Yominister March 3, 2017

painting curtains

Pleasuring a women with tounge in public

You see that guy in the lounge painting curtains?

by Bigcat69imlovinit June 14, 2017

Curly curtains

When you grow out your pubs so there is a curtain for your Willy.

When my boyfriend popped a chub, the curly curtains opened.

by Blaine Bane August 28, 2017

Squid Curtains

Loose, crinkled vagina lips

Linda had nasty squid curtains

by Squid curtain carl June 5, 2018