crumbs in bums

Freako sex game that involves: 1 loaf of bread, 2 bum holes, and a good aim. One must stretch open their bumhole while the other one tries to insert a small piece of bread into the hole from whatever distance.

Evan: Are you up for some fun tonight sweetheart?
Melissa: Oh yes, let's play crumbs in bums!

by rodgerzzz November 16, 2006

Bread crumbs

The act of a midget masterbating by swiping his hand over the top of his penis

For example: chris (bread crumbs) all the time because he is afraid of jerking off correctly

by Podfyhhhfdfffc February 9, 2017

crumbed cutlet

It is a sandy vagina

sex on the beach results in a crumbed cutlet

by Daniel P Amos May 27, 2008

Scooby crumbs

bump or line of coke

My friend Johnny spends his weekends fucking russian immigrant hookers and doing scooby crumbs.

by johnny December 15, 2003

Butt Crumbs

Butt Crumbs are the small little particles of pubic hair and feces that fall on and around the toilet seat when going to the bathroom.

Why do you always have to leave your Butt Crumbs on the toilet seat after going to the bathroom? Please wipe them off the next time you use the bathroom.

by Jonny Thumbs February 22, 2017

English Crumb

A slang term used to describe a sexual act. The specific type of act is not defined as to leave the audience guessing.

With an assortment of donuts to choose from, he only wanted an English Crumb.

Did you hear that Kurt gave Amy an English Crumb.

by Piranha669 April 17, 2011

graham crumbs

graham crumbs: what is left behind in the bottom of the toilet when people are in a hurry to shit and scoot in public restrooms or in the workplace bathrooms. typically practiced by men.

friend 1: aw man! someone left me some graham crumbs in the toilet again. i had to flush before putting the extra toilet sheets on the seat.
friend 2: dude, that's shitty.

by heather mackey December 14, 2008