When your sitting on the couch and you let one loose (fart) and there is no one to blame not even the dog.
by Doormansd September 16, 2013
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by dickard,bitchard May 25, 2006
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Steady chirping sound emanating from crotch of pants by office worker sitting at desk after lunch trying unsuccessfully to sneak out a "silent but deadly" fart without surrounding cubicle mates taking notice as passed gas metabolizes itsef into a string of discrete and constant mini-farts.
The noise from a chain reactor fart.
The noise from a chain reactor fart.
Herbie thinks he's so cool, sitting there staring at his monitor, pretending to be working, all the while the ass crickets singing in his pants.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
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"so did you hear that Paco said he was playing cricket with his best friend's sister at a sleepover?"
"No, what a douche, though..."
"No, what a douche, though..."
by Chag1501.97 July 19, 2012
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We bought some delectable cuts of meat from the butcher the other day, seasoned them, and grilled them to perfection- then that moon cricket poured BBQ sauce all over it!
Id like to try pickled pigs feet, but all those moon crickets keep dipping their fingers in the jar...
Somebody tell those moon crickets to stop yelling at the movie screen!
Tell Randy Shannon to stop putting that Moon Cricket in at QB!
Id like to try pickled pigs feet, but all those moon crickets keep dipping their fingers in the jar...
Somebody tell those moon crickets to stop yelling at the movie screen!
Tell Randy Shannon to stop putting that Moon Cricket in at QB!
by John Rabido February 19, 2009
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