Crisphy nanos

Dried coochy boogers, the yellow/white crust left on skanky nikkers

When you've sniffed all the stink off of the panties you have to gnaw off the crisphy nanos

by uppity cracker August 16, 2008

Crispy Squeeler

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.

1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.

by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015

Crispy brain

The meaning of crispy brain is someone who has surpassed just being a winkle brain

Origin
The concept of cripsy brain is that facts and logic settle into the wrinkles of the brain and during intellectual the brain heats up frying the fact oil into a crispy exterrer on the outside of the brain

"ha those smooth brained retards are totally unlike us crispy brained intellectuals"

by The_one_named_m July 31, 2019

crispy

someone who is very dark, like they are burnt. like a burnt piece of toast, they are crispy.

Tyrese is hella crispy!

by Momonique July 15, 2009

crisp

A derogatory term meaning provocatively fresh, to the point of annoyance.

"Don't get crisp with me!"
"He is just being crisp."

by Shoelar January 6, 2012

Crispy

To have a light high after smoking marijuana. Either from smoking a small amount, or while coming down from smoking a lot.

"I'm not really high, just crispy."

"Nah bro I'm not burnt...I'm crispy."

by Soulger11 January 6, 2008

waffle crisp

Really good when you're high like I am right now.

"DoOd MuNcHiEZz GiMmIe SoMe WaFfLe CrIsp!!!"

by smoore January 6, 2005